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Daelyn @ Saturday, March 28th 11:12PM [link]

Hello weird little people inside of my computer, welcome to the official March 2026 Mario Kart Wii news update! This is the only place where you can get your Mario Kart Wii news like a month late! (im held hostage to write these every month please help me)

Starting off as usual with the WRs, the superslide has hit its 2nd 3lap category and the unfortunate victim of this attack was Daisy Circuit, JC (or Jed if you don't like nicknames) would be the first player to set a WR on this new category and a completely new entry is used this time around. JC was not the only one who played this category as Se Fish would quickly take the WR away from JC and set his first ever 3lap record on the game here! JC being very protective of his WRs, would quickly reclaim it in a few days using DK (which is short for Donkey Kong, im just using slang) but unfortunately for JC, Se Fish said “fuck no baby” and reclaimed it the next day, JC has set a flap WR after Se Fish’s WR but has yet to reclaim the 3lap, maybe some day he’ll return.

The man Vincent N himself would set another rGV2 glitch WR by simply driving better than his past self.

Luke would make his return to the track that started it all for him, rMC3 and set 2 WRs this month, firstly getting a 1:17.808 then 2 weeks later finally getting a .7 here with a time of 1:17.789.

Logan would return once again to the better MKW and set yet another Moonview Highway WR, he had an unfortunate ending on this run but still beat the previous run by over .1!

Last but certainly not least, Batcake would FINALLY get their first ever WR on BCwiis shortcut category, they would finally implement the DK/Zeke ramp into the shortcut category by doing it on the right side, shortly after Batcakes WR Emil was quick to set a pace that almost beat Batcakes time, but unfortunately died on lap 3, perhaps we’ll see a WR battle here soon!

Now onto flaps, Flambumbimbambunbunbiddybam would come back to the track that gives him nightmares every night (MG) and would set a quick 29.219 there.

A player by the name of Kimi would set a new rGV2 no shortcut flap WR of a 16.362.

Mitch would tie Luke’s rDS flap WR, there’s no video of this run yet but im going to make the assumption he used the new ending strat.

And that's all we have for WRs this month, extremely busy year so far, hopefully this momentum continues!

LOAF OF BREAD OF THE MONTH: goes to Sourdough, shoutout sourdough bread goated asf

CONTAINER OF MILK OF THE MONTH: goes to SuperValu generic milk carton, always came in clutch when you needed it most

STICK OF BUTTER OF THE MONTH: It’s Kerrygold Butter Sticks, because it’s only €1.75.

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “unlikely he’ll ever come back considering the game is turning 19 this year” - Invincible, March 3rd, 2026

TILES QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “did they make an israeli clan after totom?” - Tiles, March 26th, 2026

ANCIENT QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “why do you always make your last lap "w/o TAS"? Everybody knows u do TAS your times, so why don't make just a full run instead?” - RusoX, December 11th, 2011

BIBLE QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus, who gave himself as a ransom for all men �" the testimony given in its proper time.” - 1 Timothy 2:5-6

This news update covers from February 28th 2026 to March 27th 2026

New Players:

Brian Jameson (most generic name ive seen today)
Michael Anderson (the 2nd most generic name ive seen today)
Turdclomp84 (the endless possibilities of names you could’ve picked an you went with this)
DarcIE (misspelled Dark)
Marbos (is a German company specializing in mortar systems for road construction, landscaping, and heavy-duty paving, providing durable solutions to prevent weed growth and washout. They focus on bound paving systems, offering bedding and jointing mortars for high-stress areas like rail lines, bus lanes, and traffic circles.)

Top 10

#3 Mitchell Healy has been playing a lot of rDS lately, recently getting himself up to 3rd Worldwide there, he’s been playing around with that fuck ass dock cut lately so who knows maybe he’ll give Luke a run for his money.

#7 Vincent Nguyen got rGV2 WR again!

11-25

#15 Cqrt3r giving the world jumpscare by setting a quick PR on rWS

#23 Nara Hiero also another jumpscare, he returns to play LC and he’s gotten his pb down to a 1:09.2, uncs still got it

25-50

#42 Daelyn ive been getting ragebaited by the rBC3 lows lately, got super close to a 2:17 but didnt pull through, maybe next news update

51-100

#76 Noah Dalentoft did NOT get a 2:21 on BCwii and also did NOT get flap WR, better luck next time bucko

#80 Filler got a 2:05 on rDKM no shortcut and the video is a live recording in 4:3 this is peak

#99 Silicosis went on a small side quest and PR’d on both MH categories

101-200

#114 James Collins only played DDR to farm a news mention

#119 Sixovereight yet another farmer, you have no shame, atleast he got a 2:17.7 out of it, thats something fawwe cant say.

#121 Prolix is playing for subs as he got a 2:05 on rSL and a 1:42 on rMR

#126 Dylan Lepeirtz played some interesting categories at the start of March, like rPB and MC flap alongside both 3lap and flap on DC but hasnt set anything since, must be that job thing taking over

#127 Alex Croteau finally got all 64/64 legend standards (i thought he already did this icl) the last category he needed was DKSC 3lap, now hes onto all myths for some reason (you poor poor soul) he also lost in the race to knock Liam off WW tops on rPB

#128 Fraterz was balling out on rGV2 setting a 53.0 along side some random flaps

#135 Leon Bisschops has played like 20 different flaps this week, hes also been having therapeutic conversations with Zane in order to 1:41 on rMR but he still hasnt done it yet

#142 ElecTrick i cant believe that electrick of all people is farmer mentions wow disappointed

#149 Skolyx played ig

#165 Charlie Brennan set 4 PRs this month and i guarantee you atleast half of these were set in college

#179 James Muraski only played rYF, its understandable why we havent heard from him since

#194 JMPin set 9 PRs this month to get himself into the top 200!

#195 Beanzard64 farmed a mention by getting the sub 1:54 on DKSC

#197 Leah Fury another farmer

#198 Jake A Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#199 Spencer Sassak got a 1:50 on DDR with the inferior vehicle

200-

#201 Fawwe quit mkwii and put his wii away... for like 3 days, but before he did that he got a mid 2:23 on BCwii which is somehow 10th italian, these italians really gotta set up their game man

#207 Brian Lai farmer but it was a 1:31 on rMC so ill let it slide

#228 Wicoin set 9 PRs this month but has been playing 200cc Retro Rewind trying to get every SNES track BKT, anything but a 1:21 on rSGB

#245 Skylar Waffle must’ve found out that she can play other categories that aren't MG ODB, i was shocked when i saw a 1:13.4 on rPB but later found out it was glitch, now im just disappointed.

#279 Kippito got a 1:09 and a 21 flap on LC, George is fumming

#284 Emil Lönquist got into the top 300 after submitting 17 PRs!

#294 .VNix played mg glitch on kart and set a new kart ct bkt on maple treeway

#320 Adam Maynard set 13 PRs this month yippee!

#322 Satkins improved on half of his timesheet this month!

#324 Natty getting closer and closer to ww tops on DDR!

#334 DarkcryValou opened discord a bit ago and saw this mfer fell off on rSL like Korben bruhhhh im cryin

#344 Shojiro getting insanely close to a 2:04 on rDS!

#358 Sergio got the 1:13 on rPB recently alongside a 2/3 on BCwii glitch

#378 Noah Lee set 18 PRs this month! Cmon bro you’re so close to a 1:09 on LC lock in

#424 Joshua N A farming again

#455 Calum Sutherland set 8 PRs this month!

#459 Spite 2 PRs this month, rWS flap and rDKM 3lap, strange.

#468 Ilja. set 12 PRs this month, huge!!

#504 Dylan Nguyen continuing his grind of not playing DKSC anymore by setting 10 PRs this month, almost in the top 500!!

#516 Marcus DESTROYED LIAM OFF THE WW TOP 10 ON PEACH BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!

#524 KayoH16 Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#535 Charles Schrader 11 PRs this month! Lets go big lad!

#620 Mattinatorr is the 2nd person in the world behind Luke Brown, who has a glitch flap on MC but not a 3lap.

#626 William Wood played rDS this month and nothing else

#648 Toby Hunt set 4 PRs this month!

#664 Jay H Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#729 Brian Jameson Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#828 Waluigified last and certainly not least, he returned after some time and set 6 PRs, he's so back!

Man i procrastinated on this for too long i didnt know i was losing an hour because of daylight savings today lmfaooo, i was so confused when i saw it was 2am anyways thanks for reading see you next month

Site Records:

JC... beat the old Daisy Circuit crs time of 1'28"321 with a time of: 1'27"916
Vincent Nguyen beat the old SNES Ghost Valley 2 crs time of 0'49"765 with a time of: 0'49"574

MEME OF THE MONTH:

- Daelyn

MarioKartGPT, generate me a new's update the MKWii community will hate!

Daelyn @ Saturday, February 28th 04:07PM [link]

What up PP gang we’re so back with a brand new news update!

This past month has been booming with activity, this might be due to the fact that it was recently valentines day and the majority of MKWii players have no rizz, so they coped by going unreasonably fast in a virtual car game to achieve times faster than ever before!

Starting off with the WR’s we had a small rivalry on GCN Waluigi Stadium, over the past few months Tiles has been grinding away at the track first achieving WW tops back in November but kept playing the track after that and ended up getting all 3 BKSes making it clear he was more than capable to pull of the WR, but it wouldn’t be easy for our low iq friend as the man Connor would quickly return to the track as Tiles got closer and closer (he prob quit his job or smth for this) and started grinding alongside him to hopefully keep his record, he was able to achieve a small .002 improvement but unfortunately for him Tiles would snatch the wr from Connor 20 minutes later with a 1:47.788, completely skipping .8, but of course Connor would continue grinding away until he reclaimed it once again with a 1:47.732!

JC decided to grind LC supersliding again and got a quick improvement by nearly .5, getting a 1:03.416 with a banger BGM and an even better one that only real ones know about.

Kei is trying his absolute hardest to ensure that Lawrence never gets KC WR ever again, getting 2 new WRs on the category, firstly with a 1:54.206 and a 1:53.744, still using the 2 shroom glitch method from his last WR here, this time his wii u decided to not completely shit itself and now we’re finally back to having a ghost on ever WR run... for now.

And for the last WR we have for this month we have the legend Vincent N reclaiming SNES Ghost Valley 2 glitch world record, he got his first ever WR on this category back in 2021 originally with a 50.578, but unfortunately for him his WR would only last 3 days, it would take him almost 5 years for him to finally reclaim the record here, finally defeating Logan’s 49.992 which lasted 1680 days! He was also able to get the flap WR here with a lap of 12.884 with a much faster double clip.

Now onto the flaps and we start off with the man VNix getting his first ever flap WR on rDH glitch, he used the wheelchair method to defeat JC by a little over .5!

Mitch went on one of his usual side quests to get random flap WRs and this month he chose rBC3 no-sc flap, by getting a time of 44.155.

A brand new category was introduced into the game and of course the man JC himself pulled of first RTA, and of course to no ones surprise it achieved by supersliding, JC would originally get a 27.499 but only 2 days later Se Fish would come along and set another record with a time of 27.369 and again with a 26.905.

Speaking of Se Fish he would also claim the CM glitch flap WR by doing a shroom entry saving a good chunk of time of the last WR.

Alright well that wraps up the WR recap for this month, very active month for the community compared to the last few months, glad to see people grinding hard! Alright now onto the funny timesheets and quotes

COUNTRY OF THE MONTH: goes to Brazil, because they got their 2nd WR on mkwrs.com for mkwii because innov�" went through some ancient chat logs

TRACK OF THE MONTH: It’s Daisy Circuit, because funny superslide

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “If you know how to do it hopeless it’s not that hard” - Yuno, February 22nd, 2026

I DONT HAVE TO SAY WHO SAID THIS QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “People back in 1700s had 3 TV channels” - take a guess, February 2nd, 2026

This news update covers from January 18th 2026 to February 27th 2026

New Players:

MRoyale726 (bro is living in royalty)
JeseFMM (i dont wanna know what FMM stands for)
Jf09gamez (2009 internet culture is so back chat)
CBot5000 (Luke Browns secret alt)
Vlad mee (secret russian spy)
Cheezy_Chicken (i’ve never seen a food combo less appetising)
Menon 7A (when this dude was first in the community i thought his name was melon)
BlueSnipeD (why is the D capitalised)
Yanis (this name feels inappropriate)
Samwaps1 (Sam WHAT?)

Top 10

#3 Mitchell Healy is getting closer and closer to 2nd place, he set a 59.1 on rYF WITHOUT ANY STICKS, he was also grinding RR glitch and got the 2 minute time with phantom and earlier today he set a 2:16.6 getting himself 6th worldwide!

#4 Arvo Koskikallio set the greatest run ever on Luigi Circuit no glitch with a time of 5:59.999 a time that will be remembered for generations, and he set some TF time but nothing beats that LC time

#7 Vincent Nguyen reclaimed rGV2 WR as mentioned earlier!

#9 Jyran Liebs played rSGB glitch with the bomb clip (based) and got himself a 3/3 MT glitch time!

11-25

#21 Indy Kambeitz got the sub 2 on rBC3 shortcut but sadly barely missed the sub 2 on rPG, unlucky!!!

25-50

#38 Dwt89_ has improved on a bunch of categories this month, got a 1:49 on DDR, 2:18.1 on MT no glitch and a 1:29.6 on DC are the main 3 that stand out the most from him this month

#40 Intel Core finally got a 2/3 on rWS glitch, he also set a random PB on DKS, setting a 1:50.7

#42 Daelyn sadly i didn’t get a whole lot of time to play over the past month but in the limited time i did have i was able to set a 1:42.4 on rMR alongside realising i have a burning hatred for MMM and hope the track burns in hell!

51-100

#60 Nate Schultz set his first PR in like a billion years and of course it was on MT, specifically the glitch flap, he got himself up to 6th worldwide on that category

#64 Claus has been going crazy on BCwii lately, setting a 2:10 on the category, he also played a bit of rBC3 shortcut and set a 2:00.7!

#70 StarBoi set a 3/3 sign clip time just a few days ago, he also played the funny cow track and is super close to subbing 1:17 there

#73 2ndmatt the man who borks set a new PB on rMC, that’s 2nd WW and did NOT use double mounds, he beat the previous single mound BKT here by a little over .1, the man keeps on proving he’s the best driver on the track despite the fact he still doesn't have WR :sobemoji:

#76 Noah Dalentoft is forever stuck in a never ending loop of having a bunch of potential on a track but never finishing a run, he’s been playing rWS and rPB no glitch over the past month and has made a bunch of progress on both of them

#78 Hedwig got the sub 1:50 on TF no glitch

#83 Filler hopped on the rWS hype train and got himself up to 6th worldwide there, he also played rDH shortcut too and got a 1:32.8!

#88 Kitty literally only played flaps (unfathomably based)

#99 Silicosis set a 1:09.5 on LC alongside a 1:44.6 on MH, nice done!

101-200

#104 Pabloski continued to grind on TF and got it down a 1:49.8, he also got a 1:53.1 on GV no glitch!

#114 James Collins continued his legend standard grind and got a few more over the last month, according to his discord name in the TT server he’s currently at 54/114 of legends he’s missing, best of luck to you soldier

#121 Sixovereight has been grinding hard over the last month, setting 14 PRs over the last month, he got the sub 1:51 on rWS alongside getting the CTGP gold star on rBC and getting a low 1:43 on rMR

#126 Alex Croteau is on a mission to defeat Liam on rPB no glitch, he’s currently at a 1:12.900, but he’s not alone in defeating Liam but we’ll get to him later, best of luck Alex

#128 Dylan Lepeirtz is the goat of giving up before you even try, despite that she has played rGV2, rDS and rSGB which she beat me by .002 (bastard) atleast she actually used a BGM for once instead of default game music

#129 Fraterz set 2 PRs this month, a 1:31.4 on rMC and a 1:49.3 on DKSC, nicely done!

#136 Prolix got the sub 1 on rYF and also pulled off rPB glitch!

#141 Mystogan grinded rMC to get a 1:31.7!

#142 ElecTrick got his like yearly spiral skip flap pb which the parser loves to change to a 3lap so he would have like 6th ww, he also got a sub 1:31 on DC, a new pb on MT glitch and he still cant soft drift, my goat

#144 Leon Bisschops is a bitch who beat me on rDH by .001, he also played like 20 other categories and got into the top 150

#153 Skolyx set 47 new PRs!!!

#166 Charlie Brennan set 7 new PRs over the last month, including a 1:13 on rPB no glitch and he reclaimed EU flap tops on RR shortly after losing it.

#184 James Muraski has been ragebaiting as usual alongside setting 5 PRs to absolutely MOG his opponents

#187 Ben Brophy like Charlie also got a 1:13 on rPB no glitch

#194 Beanzard64 finally set a time on BCwii shortcut that beat the no glitch record!

200+

#202 JMPin set 11 PRs over the last month and is getting closer and closer to the top 200

#205 Fawwe played a good track for once and got the sub 1:37 on it, he also set a huge PB on rDKM no glitch and pushed his time down to a 2:08.4

#211 JWR56 set a low 1:09.7 at the start of the month, it seems now his efforts are going into getting the W3R on rDH shortcut

#218 Pablo Hernangómez surprisingly played rDKJP glitch and got himself what looks to be a 2/3 run, nicely done!

#227 Ryan Lynch returns after 2 years to send in 2 PRs, see you in 3 years for your next 3 PRs

#237 Wicoin it feels like this fella only ever grinds flaps but now that im looking at his timesheet he did play more 3laps than flaps, he set a 2:20 KC and a mid 1:42 on rMR which are very nice

#253 Skylar Waffle played something that wasnt MG ODB and set a quick DKSC flap pb and got the sub 54 on rGV2

#282 Kippito only played TF this month and is almost at a 1:52 there!

#294 .VNix set the rDH flap WR as mentioned earlier alongside playing 5 other flaps and CM glitch

#316 John Pace cut over 42 AF over the last month, he pulled off rPB glitch for the first time recently and also improved on his MC glitch time

#322 Natty the man finally got himself the 1:47 on DDR this past month, and from the look of things he’s been grinding away rPG looking to get himself the sub 2 there

#338 Felipe Vega seems to have submitted a bunch of old times that never got submitted onto the PP, some of these times include a 1:49 on rWS, 2:31.6 on rBC and a 1:56.2 on CM

#340 Shojiro set a bunch of really good times his month including a 58.7 on rYF, 1:21 on rSGB and a 1:35.3 on rDH

#341 Adam Maynard barely missed the 2:32 on RR, unlucky!

#355 AlexB08 played only 2 categories, DKSC and MMM 3laps, getting a 1:53.8 and a 1:17.6 on each one

#359 DarkcryValou improved on basically everything ever, they also got their first flap WW tops recently on GV glitch flap!

#361 Sergio clutched up to get a mention in the news update by playing rPB no glitch to set a quick PR

#369 Satkins set 21 PRs things month, seem like he’s going through his timesheet to fix up a few categories, he also set a flap on rPB glitch, hopefully soon we see him pull it off in a 3lap run

#395 Noah Lee improved on almost half of their timesheet to cut over 50 AF and get themselves into the top 400!

#397 Dudu. farming a mention by playing WGM glitch

#425 Joshua N A has been begging for a news update as of late, and would you look at that only 1 PR on MG no glitch 3lap no wonder he’s been wanting one smhhhh

#451 João S. got their first ever Kart WR on WGM glitch this month!

#456 Calum Sutherland set 11 PRs this month and cut 23 AF!

#460 Spite this man cut over 100 AF this month crazy stuff!

#516 Jacob Robitaille came back after nearly 2 years of no activity to submit 19 PRs and potentially disappear again

#517 Marcus is in a race against Alex C himself to see who will dethrone Liam on rPB first, both of these players have neglected their friends and families to achieve such a goal although Marcus is a small bit behind Alex, he has some sort of spiritual connection with the Spear which allows him to get every chain and drive perfectly if he truly ever needed it, he has not used this power just yet but soon he will and we will all suffer

#527 Dylan Nguyen finally stopped playing that dogshit track DKSC and played LC for a 1:09 and also got a 1:16 on MMM, slowly but surely getting through TTing 101

#539 NE MKPatsfan our favourite forum friend who is still parent owned from using discord set 4 PRs this month!

#625 William Wood yet another play who disapereared for a while and only recently returned, this time he was gone for almost 4 years, bro probably got a wife and kids in that time period, he set 10 PRs this past month on his return to the game, truly shows that no matter how long you quit for you never lose it frrr

#633 Mattinatorr set 15 PRs this month and cut almost 15 AF

#806 ScarletPanther19 set 16 PRs and its getting very close to the top 800

#831 Waluigified Completed his timesheet! Welcome!

Aaaaaand thats a wrap, sorry for the delay on this one, was so insanely busy this month (and I procrastinated on doing this for a bit but shhhhh) but hopefully soon we’ll be back on track!

Site Records:

JC... beat the old Luigi Circuit crs time of 1'03"904 with a time of: 1'03"416
JC... beat the old Daisy Circuit lap time of 0'28"110 with a time of: 0'27"499
Keita beat the old Koopa Cape crs time of 1'54"911 with a time of: 1'53"744
Vincent Nguyen beat the old SNES Ghost Valley 2 crs time of 0'49"992 with a time of: 0'49"765
Vincent Nguyen beat the old SNES Ghost Valley 2 lap time of 0'13"022 with a time of: 0'12"884
JC... beat the old N64 Mario Raceway lap time of 0'30"024 with a time of: 0'29"101
.VNix beat the old DS Desert Hills lap time of 0'12"630 with a time of: 0'12"122

MEME OF THE MONTH:

- Daelyn

New year, same game

Daelyn @ Monday, January 19th 12:12AM [link]

Hello friends, family and that weird guy who keeps calling me slurs, Welcome to the first news update of 2026! A good chunk of stuff happened over the last month so go over it!

On December 29th, Sam posted a poll on the public time trial server about potentially adding flaps to mkwrs.com, the vote ended at 81% of people in favour of adding flaps to the website but the way we’ll be doing this is different compared to other games in the franchise, instead of having 3laps and flaps on the same page, they will be separated sorta like how MKDS separates PRB and Non-PRB runs but for 3laps and flaps. It’s not clear when this update will actually happen but don’t worry if you use these news updates as your source for news on these issues we will let you know around 3-4 weeks after it happened!

Alright onto the funny world record stuff, we only have 1 3lap WR to talk about but man is it a big one, earlier today the man himself Braixen would finally dethrone David’s 58.648 on DS Yoshi Falls after 1897 days and he did it with the wii wheel!! What a multi-talented gamer! Reminds me of Aaron W on LC with his 1:09.050! In all seriousness, major congrats to Braixen on such an insane achievement and reclaiming the WR after nearly 7 years!

Now onto flaps, we start with the man Shane Hogan on truly the greatest category the game has ever seen, CM no ultra flap, he implemented the fountain skip (atleast thats what i think its called) to save almost a full second!

Se Fish had decided to go on a supersliding extravaganza claiming both rPB and MC flap WRs, using a completely different supersliding entry for MC.

Just a few days ago Luke would reclaim the rDS flap WR from Logan by using a new shroom spot found by CampbellMop, instead of using the shroom at the patch of grass after the boost panels on the bridge, you instead save it for the grass on the final turn, this new strat saves around 80-90ms according to Luke’s video description.

Speaking of Luke he isn’t done just yet, right after getting the rDS flap WR he would claim the rPB no glitch record from Arjun… using the flame runner? He pulled this tomfoolery before in the past with LC no glitch flap but it's a bit surprising to see this apply to this track as well, although spear is still faster overall.

And that’s all the WRs we have for this month, now onto the other stuff you expected.

COUNTRY OF THE MONTH: goes to USA , because they finally defeated the British on rYF.

TRACK OF THE MONTH: It’s GCN Peach Beach, would’ve given it to rYF but it already won last month so I’m giving it to rPB because that flame runner flap was the last thing I was expecting.

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “Select a language, what language do I speak?” - Tiles, November 30th, 2025

ANCIENT QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “So how do you do a wheelie with the bike” - FROSTBEULE, April 11th, 2008

This news update covers from December 16th, 2025 to January 18th 2026

New Players:

Jade van de Leegte (donkey kong specialist)
Jay H (be glad it aint 18 letters after)
"Ace" (hold the beaton)
Waluigified (might be a contender for greatest mario kart thumbnails on youtube_
Exodaire (bro loves jamiroquai)
Spite (off brand Sprite)
Ethan Noonan (Ethan_can? More like Ethan_can’t, ahahah so original and funny)
DarkcryValou (french AND a glitch player?)

Top 10

#4 Arvo Koskikallio the stats program doesn’t recognise him, but i do! He got himself a very nice rDKM no-sc pb of a 2:06.3 getting him 6th eu, he also set a crazy flap of 40.�-��-��-� finally dethroning �-��-��-��-� who had the �-� for so long. Arvo has also been ragebaiting about 90% of the community by not including them in a spreadsheet, very funny stuff.

#8 Danny Boy played DDR flap and got himself a sub 33.

#9 Jyran Liebs finally gets his way into the top 10! He’s been grinding a lot lately and this month was no different, setting a 2/3 on MT glitch, a 1:31.5 on rMC and a 59.2 on rYF to cut just enough AF to bring himself into the top 10 also knocking out Fox out of the top 10 which is honestly crazy to see.

11-25

#15 Cqrt3r surprisingly returned out of nowhere to get himself a quick GV glitch pb!

#24 Indy Kambeitz improved on KC no glitch getting a 2:19.7

#25 Jake Harrison got a huge pbs on both rSL glitch and rBC3 sc, getting a 1:18.4 on rSL and a sub 1:59 on rBC!

25-50

#32 Luke Brown got the 2 flap WRs we talked about earlier but he also set a DDR flap getting 3rd WW over there!

#42 Daelyn is actually never gonna make rSGB glitch, but atleast i got a 20.2 on GV glitch and a 1:49 on DDR, that's gotta count for something right?

#48 Dwt89_ decided to unhoard a few times he set from October to now, not sure what the motive was but he improved on rBC glitch, LC and rMC, he’s also been grinding rDKJP signclip and barely missed EU tops (unlucky)

51-100

#71 StarBoi outside of LC he only played flaps (based)

#73 2ndmatt got a random DKSC pb and he also got rMC WR with a time of 1:30.211 (i lied)

#75 Dane M made a surprising comeback to TTs and achieved 10th WW on rBC no glitch, first PR from him since 2021 insane stuff!

#79 Noah Dalentoft grinded 2/3 on rPB glitch and didn’t get it (noob) but he did get a 1:13.2 on no glitch which is kinda pr0 he pwns bro

#83 Maniac Completed his timesheet! Welcome!

#94 Daniel W gets himself into the 100 by setting 14 PRs over the last month! He also set a 1:49 on both DDR and DKSC!

101-200

#105 Pabloski is someone I always see grinding away and this month is no different, 1:49 on TF, 1:43 on MH and a 2:05.6 on rDS, its honestly insane how good this guy is and he’s not even top 100 yet, i think he needs to pick up very relevant and fun glitch flaps

#118 James Collins set a goal for himself to get all 64/64 Legend times on both sheets, and so far its been going very well for him, getting the standard on 7 categories so far!

#121 Entropy got a 1:56 on CM, what a fire way to start the year!

#128 Dylan Lepeirtz got a 2:06 on MT glitch, 1:44 on MH and a 1:58.3 on CM, she's been on a grind as of late

#131 Fraterz got a 2:12 on rDKJP nosc!

#142 ElecTrick set a 1:31.011 on DC, bros actually allergic to subs.

#147 Sixovereight is another grinder who has set some really good times over the past month like a 1:49.7 on DDR and barely missing the sub 1:51 on rWS, he also set a flap CR (his first one i believe) on rWS flap, nicely done!

#159 Leon Bisschops got himself an insane 1:42.3 just a few hours ago!

#173 Charlie Brennan set a 2/3 glitch time on MC in college, casual aura farming is crazy

#177 Ben Busche grinded MMM and brought his time down to a 1:16.8!

#181 Skolyx played more flaps than 3laps, he must love flaps!

#195 Ben Brophy way too many people named Ben in this community, he got the sub 1:23 on rSGB no glitch and improved his CM time down to a 1:59.1

#197 Beanzard64 got the sub 1:53 on TF no-sc!

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#205 Brian Lai another player who came back out of nowhere, he improved on rDS getting himself a 2:05.5, he would also play rSGB no glitch for a 1:22.8 and lastly he would get a 2:05.1 on rSL no glitch, overall great progress, see you again in like 7 months!

#214 Darien Bawpers this month was full of surprises, our favourite bullet bike player who aura farms on X the everything app, set 8 PRs since returning to TTs but the one that stands out the most is a 2:11 on BC glitch nicely done!

#215 JMPin has been grinding hard setting 14 PRs over the past month!

#219 JWR56 played rMR flap and nothing else

#220 Fawwe been a pretty busy month for this small Italian boy and despite his name on discord he set some pretty big subs like a 1:18 on rMC3 and 1:44 on MH, he was also grinding rMR and got a 1:43.2!

#232 Woomy got passed by lebron for World #1, truly devastating, it seems it hit him really hard as he has been playing glitches like CM and WGM

#248 Pablo Hernangómez is another player I'm shocked how low ranked he is, over the past month he set a 2:04 on rSL and has been playing rDS and is currently at a 2:05.3, crazy stuff!

#253 Wicoin got ragebaited hard by Leon setting a 1:42.3 on rMR shortly after he got a .7 but our dutch friend here also got a 1:51.5 on TF this month

#255 Skylar Waffle set a 2/3 PR on MC glitch using the forbidden wobble it wiggle it tech founded by NOBUO back in 1982

#281 Alice Dean set 8 PRs over the past month!

#289 Kippito loves sign clip as much as invincible does and set a 1:04

#299 Mikey Mickey Mike Mikeson Santa’s only gift for this young boy was a 1:52 on rWS no glitch

#306 .VNix reached unspeakably high levels of aura after setting a WGM nosc flap PB at a mario kart meet up with a kart

#330 Natty set some notable subs over the past month like a 2:19 on MT, 2:05 on rDS and a 1:50 on TF, keep up the good work!

#337 Izumi might be more allergic to subs than Fawwe, setting both a 2:32.0 on RR and a 1:52.0 DDR

#342 Adam Maynard another man who set a rDKJP sign clip glitch time, im noticing a horrifying trend as of late

#355 John Pace set 8 PRs over the last month but the on that stands out the most is his 3/3 1:01 on MC glitch

#362 Sergio got a sub 2:22 on MT!

#389 Satkins set 14 PRs over the past month including a 1:12 on MC glitch!

#434 Noah Lee also another player who set a MC glitch time this month, getting a 1:15!

#450 João S. set a fucking insane 51.2 on MC glitch with 3/3 woodless.

#453 Chansey set a 1:54.8 on TF

#469 Calum Sutherland set 7 PRs over the past month!

#499 DarkcryValou Completed his timesheet! Welcome!

#501 Gianni B set 4 PRs over the past month!

#505 4lerus set 18 PRs over the past month and is nearing the top 500!

#507 Absol despite being so low down here the only time he set was a 1:49.3 on DDR

#509 Albert999999 sent in 12 PRs this month and it seems that we wont be hearing from him until 2027 according to him

#518 Freemnt FINALLY GOT A 1:08.8 ON LC FIRST WITH A .881 AND THEN A FEW DAYS LATER RIGHT TO A .808, HES BEEN HITTING CRAZY SPLITS AND PACES TO THE POINT THAT KASEY HIMSELF STARTED SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS AND STARTED PLAYING AGAIN, +40000 AURA

#536 Spite Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#543 Jacob Desmond-Hooper set his first PR in 2 years, getting a 3/3 pipe bounce time on WGM glitch with a kart!

#544 NE MKPatsfan the legend played DC and rPG, although their nunchuck keeps breaking so they’re forced to use wheel
#551 Charles Schrader set 3 PRs this past month!

#557 Dylan Nguyen Completed his timesheet! Welcome! (about time)

#632 Trenton Steinburg must’ve had the wrong disc in his wii because he was playing this instead of MKDD, must’ve been too lazy to take it out because he played rYF for a quick pb

#640 -ARK- he submitted some time before the last news update but it didnt make it because i was already writing it, but this one submission alone gave me the biggest nightmare ive ever gotten because he put the name before the date and fucked everything up, hope it was worth it Ark...

#725 Logan Lewis improved on ALL 64 CATEGORIES?!?!!?!?!!?! Don’t think ive ever seen that before in my news updating career.

#731 Adam Spry almost as good as Logan setting 44 PRs this month! What’s up with these grinders man

#747 Maddie Spring Completed their timesheet! Welcome

#810 ScarletPanther19 set 16 PRs this month!

Unranked people i wanted to talk about because they did some cool shit

#_ Kaiden Browne it felt wrong to not talk about this man and the amazing achievement he got just a few days ago, this man Kaiden while on a cruise set a 1:30.833 on rMC, I’ve never seen someone so dedicated to play one of the most painful categories in the game and yet despite it all he got the goal he wanted. Kaiden has always been a positive influence to the community ever since i met the guy and im very happy to see the support he deserves after setting his most recent run but im sure its far from over for our friend here

#_ Blue Yoshi ngl i thought he would’ve had a full timesheet but ig he doesn't have one just yet, but i have to talk about this, just a few days ago Blue Yoshi set a 57.893 rDKJP glitch with sign clip, beating the previous BKT by nearly a full second such a crazy run overall. Although it does pain me to say that Jacob Loerzel aka Invincible is NO LONGER the sign clip specialist, idk how i will move on from this…

Alright that wraps up this news update, my hands are cold why is it so cold i hate it here.

Site Records:

The thing isnt working but you already know what wrs and shit happened i dont have to tell you

MEME OF THE MONTH:

- Daelyn

Merry Christmas, you have to mark rYF as nosc now :3

Daelyn @ Wednesday, December 17th 12:23AM [link]

Yo whatup, just woke up from a 3pm to 7pm nap and realised I need to write the news update, so here I am, getting ready to write some pure bullshit about this ancient artifact of a video game, this is my Christmas gift to you (and also because im broke as fuck and cant afford real gifts lol cry abt it).

Alright so what happened over the past month? We had 2 new ultra shortcuts??? One on rDS and the other on TF??? Woah!!! That's crazy!!! They both look just as easy as GV glitch so I assume humans will pull them off by next month, trust the process. Now we wait for them to finally clip the HWG (which is real) on the finish line banner on rMC3 for that track's ultra.

Alright now onto to the 3lap WRs, Starting off with KC glitch we have the return of Lawrence, he beat Kei’s previous WR here with a 1:54.973 and a new flap WR of a 15.419, no funny business with this run just your standard KC glitch run but a nice one at that, but we’re not done talking about KC just yet as Kei was quick to respond with a reclaim of his own with a time of 1:54.911, this run is huge as Kei decides to implement the 2 shroom glitch into runs, making the glitch itself a lot harder but you do get to keep a shroom for a faster lap 1 overall. After Kei crossed the finish line he looked up at the timer and saw a brand new WR on his screen, maybe he jumped up with excitement or nonchalantly stared at the screen aura farming, whichever it was that emotion quickly changed to panic as the game music cut out and his controller stop working, he would restart his console and load back into the game to find the ghost was missing and the time from his top 5 was also gone as if the run never happened, unfortunately for Kei it seems that his Wii U’s IOS messed up (theres prob a better way to describe it but i have no idea what im talking about) so the ghost never saved, he was able to get the run verified so it is counted as a WR but sadly the ghost file is lost to time.

Anyways moving on to Moonview Highway we have the return of Logan, he took a quick break from the Mario Kart x Tony Hawk Pro Skater Fortnite collab and returned to Mario Kart Wii for a quick WR to keep his yearly streak of 8 years going!

Now onto flaps (everyone cheers and jumps from their sweaty gaming chairs because we all know flaps are better than 3laps, ManILoveFlaps)

We start off with JC (shocker) on rMR glitch and he cut the flap WR by almost a whole second getting a 29.101.

We have JC again but this time he’s upside down, bouncing off the ceiling, inside out stranger to this feeling, got no clue what he should do, but he continued his journey on rDH glitch, he would get 3 quick improvements going from a 16.266 to a 16.065 within a few days until Blue Yoshi came out of nowhere and snatched the WR away from JC with a 15.885 getting his first flap WR, but JC was looking for blood and only 3 days later he would reclaim his glory with a 15.149 and he pushed this record down to a shocking 12.630, I think a new strat was used but i have the attention span of a goldfish and a lack of knowledge of this wheelchair nonsense but it looks crazy, congrats to both JC and Blue Yoshi for their efforts here!

Now onto something a bit closer to home, we’re back on the flame runner (or bowser bike if you’re feeling fancy) and the track this time around is WGM, Kei would use a different shroom strat seen in older TASes for this category, using a shroom shortly after landing from the pipe bounce, he would cut the previous WR held by Mitch by almost .1 with a time of 8.716, insane cut for a category this short!

Back to some shenanigans we’re back with JC on rPB and of course you guessed it, i guessed it, we all guessed it, he pulled off the superslide and beat the previous no glitch WR by .028 but it opened a new category and no one can take that away from him, maybe besides Arjun when he uses his perfect chain wheelie abilities. The ending of this run is pure cinema btw, congrats to JC on once again proving why he’s the best at this very niche tech in mkwii.

We’re actually staying on rPB but this time on the glitch category and who else but Mitch would beat Arrow's 5 year reign on the category by simply just being better, he would get 2 WRs in 2 days and ended it off with a 15.611, very nice!

Alright we got a big one here fellas, we move on over now to rYF, where we have one of the craziest flap WRs ever set in this games history, on December 12th, Blue Yoshi would set a new flap WR on rYF, this run opened up the unrestricted category for the track as it used the superslide, now usually with these runs that use the superslide the new wr only beats the previous no glitch WR by a small amount, LC was only .3, rMR was only .068, you get the idea, so you’d think that rYF would be no different, the track itself is so random and its very easy to be ejected from the superslide state on that track and the current no glitch record is pretty strong so surely the record would only be beaten by a few milliseconds right? Maybe a little .1 or .2 improvement? How about a .7 improvement over the last WR. Words CANNOT describe how insane this run is, he got the perfect luck to stay in the superslide for the last waterfall and stayed at 120K/MH for the majority of the flap, just over all insane stuff i cannot put into words how crazy this run is, way ahead of its time, huge congrats to Blue Yoshi on this achievement!

Alright last one for the night, the man Zoran makes his return to MKWii and he completely killed the greatest flap in MKWii history, usually for rSGB glitch flap you have to wait over 3 minutes before you go for an attempt, this is because you have to wait for a bomb to drop so you can clip off it, there is another method for this glitch as seen in the 3lap version with the Zip Zip but this version was never used for flaps, until Zoran decided to try out the bit bike to beat the current flap WR that still used the bombclip and spear, the bit bike has way better acceleration so the section after the respawn is pretty fast with this vehicle, he was trying this last year back in May of 2024, he would get a few high clips but never got the lap count, but it seems a spark of motivation pushed him back recently to try it again and he would pull it off with a new WR and got a time of 16.596, potentially ending the era of the bomb clip, a sad day for the unemployed.

Alright on to the timesheets and other stupid shit

COUNTRY OF THE MONTH: it goes to Botswana , because I went on a website and randomly picked it.

TRACK OF THE MONTH: It’s DS Yoshi Falls, because funny superslide.

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “I feel an impending sense of doom every time there a new supersliding world record. We will observe the same pattern with artificial intelligence in the next few years, the same way supersliding has ruined this game. We have renounced everything in the name of progress and inclusivity yet we are too blind to see that we are corrupting this game of its core skillful values, replacing it with the worst mickey mouse dogshit this game has ever seen. Supersliding was never meant to exist, yet the players in the community reward these accomplishments when they should be denouncing and putting and end to the inclusion of this warped, satanic ritual that is supersliding. Blue Yoshi, if you are reading this, it's not personal, you are simply a cog in the machine, if you didn't go for it, somebody else would have. The problem is societal : it is very telling of the community that they will accept this kind of cheating in their game. There is no happy ending to this. Supersliding has already gone too far forward and inserted itself slowly into tracks, it's no wonder the mkwii will eventually fall from grace. The community has indulged itself to the point where it does not know what it stands for.” - Skolyx, December 13th, 2025

QUOTE FROM A GUY WHO GOT MAD AT ME ON MOGI LOUNGE EARLIER TODAY: “Whoever this Daelyn person is needs to be put in rehab” - taco swauce, December 16th, 2025

This news update covers from November 15th, 2025 to December 16th, 2025

New Players:

New Players here
Emiddle (bros middle name is middle name im dead)
Maniac (anyone know this guy? Because personally idk_maniac)
Loganator (congrats on MH record)
Pixel (kinda shocked no one had this name before)
EvolveFire (awesomenamegenerator.com)
JAKINATOR (awesomexboxgamertaggenerator.com)
YouToo (me too?)
Adam Spry (“The name Spry is a nickname type of surname for a person who is lively and alert.” Bros the sigma male of mkwii)
Catfish (holy shit its the mkwii taser and mk7 and mk8 wr holder catfish its really him!!)
Maddie Spring (i think their pfp is hatsune miku but i honestly cant tell)
Jake A (main character syndrome)

Top 10

#1 Logan Stkrdknmibalz got Moonview Highway WR.

#3 Mitchell Healy obviously set the rPB flap WRs but also got a 52 on rGV2 no glitch alongside a 1:50.7 on WGM no glitch, some clean looking PRs this month!

#8 Danny Boy was talking mad shit about my lack of a rSGB glitch run, fucked up, but i can’t really talk shit back considering he got the 1:44 he was grinding a while for.

#9 Bynt. bro got a CRAZY run on DDR just a few days ago, went from a 1:48.0 to a 1:47.4, like who does that????? Crazy fucker.

11-25

#12 Jyran Liebs seemed to have gotten inspired by Mitch to play some rPB flap this month, he also played MMM flap for some strange reason. Is everything okay? It's never okay to put yourself though that kind of pain.

25-50

#31 Phyz Phyz didn’t play im just seeing things

#44 Daelyn dumb cunt still hasnt done rSGB, atleast I beat the lap 3 fire pillar on rBC and got a 2:32.4. That's gotta count for something right?

#45 Lawrence got 2nd worldwide on kc glitch :trollface:

51-100

#53 Dwt89_ disk drive broke and has to play on an iso and record handcam lol, he set a time on GV glitch and i think beat the fire pillar on lap 3 on rBC but I don't know for sure.

#76 StarBoi got a 1:09.5 on LC huge! Also played MC glitch flap (based)

#79 Noah Dalentoft has been playing DDR lately to ensure fawwe doesnt beat him there at all costs (based).

#91 Kitty has been spreading false information on my youtube shorts feed (how dare you) but he played MC glitch flap which is unusual for mogi mains like himself so he gets a pass, you can lie to me all you want.

101-200

#116 Pabloski is someone who is always hard at work and lately he got himself a 1:49.2 on DDR and a 1:43.9 on MH!

#120 Supreme set a mid 1:18 on rMC3 and a mid 2:05 on rSL nicely done.

#126 Alex Croteau set a 1:49 on DDR (noticing a trend as of late) and a 1:53.3 on rGV2, it seems to me that he can drive on other vehicles that aren’t spear unlike Mr.531 down there.

#130 Fraterz played rYF and got a 59.333, Chloie would be so proud, he also improved on his MH time and got a 1:43.8!

#132 Dylan Lepeirtz hates treeway more than anyone else here but she got a 2:19 (she might’ve had it before idk) but she also got the sub 1:14 on rPB and ruined her 59.999 on rYF, you will never be forgiven.

#152 StrikerBlizzard got a 1:44 on MH, don’t get too use to the TT car patterns they’re nothing like the online ones I've learned the hard way, he didnt play anything else because hes a true mogi main.

#174 Charlie Brennan has been GRINDING RR like ive never seen him grind before, he’s currently at a 2:27.2 i don’t see him stopping anytime soon, praying for him to beat Daniel in the next 1 week which is super realistic and is totally gonna happen!

#184 Ben Busche finds his way into the top 200 this month, nicely done! He set 11 PRs and cut over 34 AF!

#185 Skolyx yet another month where the guy who says he hates flaps, played flaps.

#187 James Muraski HE IMPROVED ON MG OMG!!!!!! HE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CMON BABY LETS RECLAIM WW TOPS COME ON YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

#196 Beanzard64 started a series on his YouTube channel of him working towards a 1:49 on DKSC, in my experience with this game this time could take you 20 minutes or 8 months, either way we (yes we) will be watching this series unfold.

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#225 Fawwe is pissed off i didnt include red charts again (blue chart superiority) unlike most people he did NOT get a 1:49 on DDR (i feel your pain) he also got the sub 1 on rYF, about time he finished basic TTs 101.

#233 JMPin track hopped a bunch and set 12 PRs over the past month to cut 9 AF, nice!

#239 Woomy got a 1:49.8 on DKSC WAOW!! He also got a 2:33.677 on rBC which is really funny, like so insanely funny.

#263 Wicoin set 12 PRs this last month, including the funny track with the funny cars and the even funnier track with the funnier cars! He also recently discovered mogi lounge and has been playing it way to much (he played like 3 events so far)

#268 Pablo Hernangómez set some really strong runs over the past month, a 19.6 on GV glitch with a 3.3 flap, he also set a 1:22.7 on rSGB no glitch alongside a 9.6 on WGM glitch flap, this guys timesheet is always so funny to me, like half of it is times in the top 100 to top 20 and the rest are like top 500 times.

#283 Alice Dean got back to back 1:53’s on both TF and DKSC respectively.

#295 Kippito set 9 PRs and cut over 24 AF to get himself into the top 300, nicely done!

#335 Natty completed his timesheet! Welcome!

#336 Izumi played DC to farm a news mention, odd choice but who am I to judge

#344 Shojiro completed his timesheet! Welcome!

#361 Adam Maynard set 10 PRs over the past month, regardless of what rank he is, he is always the #1 Adam on the PP.

#362 Sergio got himself the sub 54 on rGV2 and has been playing a bit of GV glitch as of late!

#366 John Pace set a crazy 20.5 on GV glitch with the bit bike, people struggle to get that with the newer quacker strats, nicely done John!

#410 Satkins went on quite the grind there, set 17 PRs and cut 28 AF in the process, nicely done!

#423 Joshua N A also another player who has been on the grind, setting 13 PRs over the past month!

#439 Princessje11ybean only played flaps this past month and some questionable choices like rYF, rDKM and RR.

#459 João S. only played WGM glitch flap with a kart, i think its flap kwr but im too lazy to check.

#474 Noah Lee set 25 PRs and cut over 55 AF to get himself into the top 500, very nice!

#479 Calum Sutherland hopped on TF and we haven’t heard from him since.

#487 Joshua Patterson came back after a year long retirement and set 3 quick PRs, see you next year for your next improvements!

#503 Absol bro just casually got a low 1:49 on DDR wtf??? Thats actually insane behaviour.

#505 Gianni B no idea if this person came back to this game after MKWorld or they just stopped playing mkwii around the same time MKWorld dropped, either way it’s a W for Wii and an L for World, congrats on your 4 improvements this month!

#519 4lerus set 50 PRs this month and cut over 124 AF, god damn, he cut through nearly 100 ranks this past month, the man is on the grind.

#531 Freemnt fucking finally got his 58 on rYF after getting like 8 paces a day dying to the waterfall lap 3, he improved it again and got himself 11th ww (Thomas’ 58.7 is real trust we’ll have the ghost by this weekend), ill take back my comment about him not being able to drive with flame runner the moment he gets a 53 on rGV2.

#544 NE MKPatsfan my goat returns with 5 PRs, they seem to have some form of hatred towards tiles due to their mii name being “tiles six” not sure what he did but im sure it was pure evil.

#548 Charles Schrader played MC and MMM, I'm so sorry you had to go through that…

#601 AfroGraggy set 3 PRs this month and 4 AF over the past month!

#629 Trenton Steinburg track hopped a good bit and set 8 PRs this past month.

#638 Mattinatorr sadly despite getting 4 PRs this month he lost AF, you hate to see it.

#645 Toby Hunt got his first legend time on MH flap! Nicely done!

#723 EvolveFire completed his timesheet! Welcome!

#775 Adam Spry completed his timesheet! Welcome!

And thats a wrap for the December news update and the final news update of 2025, thanks for reading me yap about useless shit for a few hours was fun to write as always see you all next month for January 2026’s news update, who knows maybe by then ill actually play rSGB glitch, only time will tell.

Site Records:

Keita beat the old Wario's Gold Mine lap time of 0'08"812 with a time of: 0'08"716
Keita beat the old Koopa Cape crs time of 1'55"077 with a time of: 1'54"911
Lawrence beat the old Koopa Cape lap time of 0'15"702 with a time of: 0'15"419
Logan Stkrdknmibalz beat the old Moonview Highway crs time of 1'42"872 with a time of: 1'42"868
Mitchell Healy beat the old GCN Peach Beach lap time of 0'15"659 with a time of: 0'15"611
Blue Yoshi beat the old DS Yoshi Falls lap time of 0'18"296 with a time of: 0'17"565
JC... beat the old DS Desert Hills lap time of 0'18"999 with a time of: 0'12"630

MEME OF THE MONTH:

- Daelyn

Severe brain damage, dude got a mini truck on him

Daelyn @ Saturday, November 15th 08:47PM [link]

If you don't get the reference in the title just know I'm extremely disappointed in you and you should catch up on mkwii lore.

Welcome to yet another news update, despite this game being “dead” a whole load of bullshit happened in the past month including a whole bunch of tomfoolery, lets not waste anymore time and get into it!!!!!!

Starting off with the 3laps, the main man from the previous news update, JC, continues his domination on LC glitch, getting himself 6 new improvements going from a 1:06.340 from last month to a 1:03.904, literally what the fuck, in what world do we live in for us to have over 2 seconds shaved off on LC of all tracks in such a short amount of time, crazy stuff JC congrats on your improvements!

Moving on we go to rBC glitch where we see Tiles make his return to the track and reclaim the WR here from 117James with one of the craziest runs on the category so far, he gets a new BKS/Flap WR lap 1, does rail cut lap 1, the first WR here where the fire pillar lap 3 becomes a pace lock and the first 2:14 in the categories history, will we see a rivalry again like we saw at the start of the year? Will someone pull off a lap 3 glitch? Only time will tell.

Heading on over to rMC3, the drift king himself Luke Brown would finally improve on his WR after months of on and off grinding with a time cut of .005 but a WR is a WR, it seems like he’s still looking for that .7 so hopefully we see that soon!

Now onto driving sideways simulator also known as MG no glitch, we have Alperen improving on his WR twice, first with a 1:34.020 barely missing out on the sub, it seems like his spidey senses were tingling after seeing JC and Tiles play it again for the TT server event, he would improve again a few weeks later to a 1:33.862 shortly after flambambam got a new BKS, the man doesn’t play around, he will defend this WR like his life depends on it, best of luck to you Alperen and flambambam if you continue to play this!

The last 3lap category we’ll be talking about today is WGM no glitch and once again we have Luke reclaiming the WR here from Logan after almost 3 years, crazy stuff from the 3lap side this month!

Now onto flaps and we’re starting off with a bang, Finnish player Se Fish would make history on October 13th 2025, becoming the first player to pull off the DS Peach Gardens ultra shortcut, according to him it took 4 months, 822 seam swing attempts and 4 seam swings to make this glitch, the set up for this glitch is insane, it takes like 4 minutes and you have to be extremely careful to not fall OOB before you even get an attempt, crazy stuff Se Fish and congrats on making history.

Last month we talked about how rMR got its new category pulled off by JC using the superslide to beat Logan's previous WR, well last month we saw Mitch pull through and he beat JC’s superslide WR… WITHOUT THE SUPERSLIDE!!!!!!! He pulled off the 1st trick at the pipe section on the left side instead of the right side which saved enough time to make the new glitch category irrelevant… for a few hours until JC picked it up again and killed Mitch’s aura farming dreams, at least he still has the no glitch record.

Speaking of JC, the man can’t stop innovating and this time he has his attention on rDH and for once we’re not talking about super sliding instead he’s giving the lightweights severe brain damage. It started on October 27th when JC would implement the “wheelchair” strat (oh so chicken roll is dumb but wheelchair is fine?????????) founded by EPIK95 a few years ago, BlueFan77 would find a set up to get into the wheelchair state easier for RTA runs and JC would get a new WR on the category beating 117James previous glitch record by nearly 2 seconds, getting a 20.089 barely missing out on the sub 20 lap but luckily we wouldn’t be waiting long as just a few days later JC would improve on his own WR with 18.999, he never saw a 19 and he never will, but just a little over a week later to everyone's surprise BlueFan77 would get his first ever flap WR here with a time of 17.906, playing completely on vanilla MKW (he is currently parent owned and cannot install CTGP on his console, unlucky), unfortunate for him just a few hours later JC would improve on the WR again reclaiming with a cut of 1.001.

The original player to pull off the MC superslide last month, Japanese player Menon would reclaim the flap WR from JC, it seems that JC isn’t completely out for the blood as he has yet to reclaim it, but maybe i’ll eat my words in the next news update.

Who up bicking they bork rn? I know Bickbork is (its literally his name) as he got himself another flap WR improvement on rMC, for some reason he let his sister pick the BGM, tbh it's not even THAT bad, at least she didn't pick an MGK song.

This guy Tiles got like 4 flap WRs on rWS in just a few days from each other, going from his 34.933 to a 34.833, a whole .1 cut omg!!!!!

And to wrap up the WR recap we have FLX with a new rDKJP no glitch flap WR, he improved his previous flap WR by .038, awesome stuff!

Now into the timesheets and stuff! :O

COUNTRY OF THE MONTH: Without a doubt it goes to Finland, Se Fish’s monumental achievement put Finland on the map this month!

TRACK OF THE MONTH: It’s DS Peach Gardens, take a guess on why!

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “Yea yall irrelevant randoms talking mad shit abt people who actually made a legacy” - the youtube shorts guy, October 21st, 2025

TILES QUOTES OF THE MONTH:
"is jeffery epstein alive?”
"isnt tupac that one overwatch player?"
"Can you do auto hops in a super slide?"
"Which game came out first, mkwii or mk7?"
“I think I deleted the settings app”
''wasn't the smartest person in the world named epstein'' (he was talking about Einstein)
"Oh no! I hit the pokey" (when playing gcn peach beach)
"Can kart do superhop? It's like ODB"
"Is linkedin named after Abraham Linkedin?"

- Tiles, October 15th, 2025 - November 8th 2025

This news update covers from October 12th 2025 to November 15th 2025

New Players:

DopeyRL (william texas will be delighted to hear another rocket league player picked up mkwii)
Luca25 (the only documented romanian player ever in mkwii history)
Toby Hunt (who is Toby and why are we hunting him?)
Kaiden Browne (should’ve joined as DrainMySack)
Leo McMahon (we got 3 people who joined with their full legal government name, on everyones soul we stalking their Abraham Linkedin)
Absol (Carlos Eduardo finally has some competition)

Top 10

#3 Mitchell Healy outside of aura farming flap wr on rMR, Mitch got himself an OCR on DKSC and is currently grinding for a 52 on rGV2 no glitch!

#4 Arvo Koskikallio finally pulled through on a 1:28 on DC with the funniest lap 2 of all time, huge congrats on this accomplishment Arvo!

#8 Danny Boy returns to the real MKW and picks up TF on both no-sc and box clip, he got himself 7th American on 3lap box clip, and got ww tops on both flap categories, man is out here gaming like he never left!

#10 Bynt. got himself back into the top 10, nicely done! it looks like he was also grinding DC, getting himself a nice 1:28.8, sitting comfortably in 6th ww!

11-25

Wow, no one from 11th to 25th played rip.

25-50

#26 Jake Harrison is farming news mentions by not even playing! Idk how he did it but he’s done it, what a legend!!!

#31 Luke Brown got the rMC3 and WGM WRs as mentioned earlier.

#40 Intel Core improved on his ER on KC glitch, allegedly he missed the boost after getting picked up by lakitu, rookie mistake…

#41 Carter Zilla is farming views on youtube with shorts and farming news mentions by setting 1 pb in the past month on LC with a 1:09.6, better than a random flap i suppose.

#48 Daelyn ahahahahahha dumb idiot still hasn't made rSGB glitch :skullemoji: mfer really cant clip water :sob: :pray: atleast i fluked a 1:49 on DKSC within like 10 minutes of playing :100emoji:

51-100

#53 Dwt89_ yet another news mention farmer, smh i expected better from you (not really)

#55 Ultra_Pear HE GOT 2/3 ON RSL, HES LIKE A WHOLE YEAR LATER BUT BETTER LATE THAN NEVER AM I RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

#72 2ndmatt is it even considered farming news mentions if your only PR is a flap WR?

#76 StarBoi played TF box clip, i was fully expecting him to use mach bike but was Star(Boi) struck when i saw he used flame runner
#79 Noah Dalentoft grinded rYF for like a month to get up to a 59.2, he regained the ability to think critically and played other tracks, although maybe his critical thinking skills arent as strong as we think, he chose to play LC and skipped right to a 1:09.3 and it seems Tiles is coaching him on rWS lately, he also passed Kasper and is now #1 Danish player in MKW in terms of AF (the real way to determine skill as clearly demonstrated by me being in the top 50)

#92 Kitty got EmilP digits in their 1 and only PB this month, being DKSC flap, these news mention farmers man…

#98 Silicosis has been grinding away at CM no glitch, currently at a 1:58.3, very nice stuff!

101-200

#122 Entropy is on a generational run with a 2:08.1 on rDKM and 2:32.2 on rBC, keep going bro :pray:

#126 Alex Croteau the legend FINALLY got the 1:12 on Peach Beach, it may be his only PR this month but I’m not complaining!

#135 Fraterz 2:19.4 on KC, 1:52.9 on GV, 1:49.7 on rWS, 1:15.9 MMM and sub 2 on rPG, the man has been GRINDING, huge PRs this month keep it up!

#154 StrikerBlizzard what do you mean the mogi main is farming news mentions by playing KC no glitch for a 2:20, smh im very disappointed in you.

#159 Teovoni59 holy shit Teo played this month, it seems like he’s using his time away from lounge very wisely, although his category of choice was rMC3, the lack of mogis has changed this man.

#181 Charlie Brennan has been bringing his wii into college like every day, he got himself a sub 1 on rYF just yesterday, bro is literally doing TTs bootcamp 101 in the big 25, he also got a 1:19.000 on rMC3 (Chloie would be so proud) along side playing literally every flap category ever, at least he got himself into the top 200 because of it.

#188 Skolyx my favourite bit with Skolyx is seeing if he played flaps considering his opinion on them, and just like the last 2 months he's been playing flaps, I think he secretly loves them and doesn't want to admit it.

#194 Leah Fury got a really funny time on rGV2 it might be the funniest time in this news update.

#196 Ben Brophy got a very nice 1:29.8 on DC, gotta love that, huge congrats!

#197 Beanzard64 is continuing his no glitch activities, he set PRs on 3 tracks this month, rMR, TF and MH, nicely done!

200+

#206 Kenny M yet another person who is farming news mentions despite not even playing this month! How do they do it? The world will never know… (someone just submits a pb that isnt on the site so they show up here :3)

#216 Ben Busche got a 53 on rGV2, played TF box clip and rDS 3lap and flap, truly the categories of all time, he cut 12 AF in the process so maybe he knows something I don't.

#240 Fawwe HE DID IT!!! HE GOT THE 2:18 ON MAPLE TREEWAY, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS IN THE WORLD HE’S A LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#246 JMPin looks like he got his first 1:09 this month and jumped right to a .8 too! He also got a 2:06 on rDKM sc and 2:20 on KC, very nice work!

#253 Skylar Waffle is back from quitting mkwii (no one quits forever) and her category of choice to farm a news update was rDH 3lap, goated track so i wont complain, also despite her hatred for supersliding she tried it out, still no PB from it so maybe her hatred is justified

#279 Wicoin only played flaps this month but he somehow got ww tops on rSGB no-sc flap, actually aura farming compared to his other times, what a guy.

#281 Pablo Hernangómez played peach beach glitch and cut 16 AF with it, now that’s how you play the game, the way Nintendo intended you to.

#286 Alice Dean played 1 category… and it was DDR 3lap, idk how to feel about this one, at least it wasn't a flap to farm a mention.

#304 Brick unhoarded a bunch of times this past month, the only thing he really played was DKSC and BC 3laps, got my hopes up for nothing
#309 .VNix the PP karting goat got a 2:25.999 on RR (Chloie would be proud) and a 1:50.7 on DKSC (beats fawwe on flame) despite strong times he barely gain any AF, truly unfortunate

#334 Kippito cut 23 AF this month (woah) 2 times that stand out the most is his MC glitch flap of a 9.3 and MG glitch 3lap with a 42.7, nice work!

#335 Izumi pulled through with a very nice 1:49.7 on DKSC, very nice!

#343 Orca. Completed their timesheet! Welcome! The CT main seems to have some pretty solid RT times, maybe if we gatekeep how to turn back on CTs he’ll stick to RTs for good.

#362 John Pace bro improved on 32 tracks, that's HALF his timesheet :skullemoji: currently he is on the GV glitch grind of a lifetime currently at a 21.0 with the BIT BIKE!!!!

#364 Sergio while I was mid typing the WR recap section he got a 2:32.8 on rBC while beating the lap 3 fire pillar, he also got his first 1:43 on rMR, nicely done Sergio!

#371 Adam Maynard cut 10 AF with 10 PRs, it doesn’t get anymore perfect than that, a time he set this month that stands out the most is his 38.7 on WGM glitch, almost in the top 100!!

#388 Wanderer got his first 1:19 on rMC3 this month, very nice!

#424 Satkins went on a track hopping adventure and got 22 PRs with a 46 AF cut in the past month!

#444 Joshua N A Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#457 João S. was grinding a lot of rYF this month pushing his time down to a 59.2, also alongside that they got a Kart flap WR on WGM!

#480 Alec Cusa can never truly escape the news mention farmers, good job on the 1:10.4 on LC tho, get that 1:09 soon!!

#502 Absol Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#513 YT_Valentin gained 2 AF with 2 PRs, it doesn’t get any more painful than that. He also has 667 AF which is so insanely funny for the people with an IQ below 12 (me)

#517 Noah Lee seems to be playing every category he can get his hands on, but its seems like its working out for him, cutting 36 AF over the past month.

#542 NE MKPatsfan omg my goat is back, oh how we missed you king, for some reason he decided he was going to play LC and MMM flaps, but you know what i don’t question the goat of mkwii maybe we should all play LC and MMM flaps.

#552 Charles Schrader played a very random selection of categories, MMM, rGV2 and rMC3 3laps and DKSC flap, maybe this is what true happiness looks like.

#553 Freemnt has been on a mission to try and go on the most torturous grinds ive ever seen from a man, over the past month this guy has been sending at least 1 video per day of him .1 ahead of Omega going into lap 3 and failing the bridge stick, someone please send help to his man ASAP.

#602 AfroGraggy got 4 PRs and cut 4 AF, consistency is key.

#635 -ARK- is NOT last unlike last time, he submitted 2 last minutes PRs to be included here 2:08 on rPG and a 2:01 on rWS, for rPG he wanted it to be clear that “Yes this pb's No i dont know why i suck at driving this track on flame runner cuz the turn after the hedge maze is stupid as hell” anyways i will take this as an opportunity to say that George still doesn't have a 1:09 on LC!

#639 Mattinatorr played rPB flap and only rPB flap.

#641 Trenton Steinburg played both DDR 3lap and flap, cmon bro get that sub 2 on DDR!!

#647 Toby Hunt Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

And that's all folks, see you all next month for another news update, I’m very tired, ive been up since 5am lol, hopefully i didn't make a billion mistakes like the last few times lmfaoooo

Site Records:

JC... beat the old Luigi Circuit crs time of 1'06"340 with a time of: 1'03"904
JC... beat the old N64 Mario Raceway lap time of 0'31"249 with a time of: 0'30"024
JC... beat the old DS Desert Hills lap time of 0'22"960 with a time of: 0'18"999
Luke Brown beat the old SNES Mario Circuit 3 crs time of 1'17"821 with a time of: 1'17"816
Tiles beat the old N64 Bowser's Castle crs time of 2'15"291 with a time of: 2'14"817
Tiles beat the old N64 Bowser's Castle lap time of 0'27"724 with a time of: 0'27"632

MEME OF THE MONTH:

- Daelyn

More supersliding shenanigans

Daelyn @ Saturday, October 11th 06:11PM [link]

Yeah thats right, 2 months in a row of news updates! No one believed in me, everyone was saying "there's no way the monthly news update would actually be monthly” but I proved those haters wrong!!! (no one said this). Last month I made like 300 mistakes and typos, just for the record they were all intentional!!! So if I make a mistake or typo this month it’s sorta like an easter egg and not me being stupid!

Anyways, what happened over the past month? Is that another pause buffering poll I see? Will this poll be the last one? Will this fix the issue once and for all? No, no it wont but maybe it’ll shut people up about it for at least 3 months until someone brings it up again.

Shortly after the previous news update, the man JC got another LC superslide 3lap wr getting a nice .349 cut from his last WR, he sadly didn’t do the SwareJonge start slide this time smh, although he does have over a second lead over 2nd which is so funny to see on LC of all tracks.

Now onto some flaps, Japanese player Menon would set a flap on MC with a time of 24.575… using the superslide creating yet another new category surely this will be the last one?... right?, apparently Ejay was the first to do so a few years ago but he never saved the ghost, unlucky! Menon would improve 2 more times first with 24.431 then again to a 24.383 but it wouldn’t be too long until JC would prove he is the king of the superslide beating Menon's run with a 24.288 and again with a 24.023!

Tiles would return from his like 3 month break and get the rWS nosc flap WR out of nowhere! beating Chaos’ time with a 34.933, a huge day for the Irish people!

Now onto something huge, at the end of Ejay’s LC superslide video from a few months ago he talked about how a superslide on rMR could be used to beat the fast lap WR, but the big question was, would anyone go for it? Of course someone would and I’m sure you all know who it is. JC would become the first human to pull off the rMR superslide and get a flap WR that beat the no-shortcut flap WR with a time of 31.249! (btw yeah you need to mark rMR as nosc sorry :3)

And onto the last flap WR category we will be talking about tonight, and once again we’re talking about JC, he would once again reclaim the LC glitch flap WR from flambambam with a small improvement of a 19.218 before completely destroying it a few days later with the first sub 19 time of a 18.821, with a big meta shift, using automatic instead of manuel which helped him build more EV compared to on manuel, maybe we’ll see this meta change on the 3lap? Only time will tell.

Anyways onto the other stuff but before we do, HUGE HUGE shoutouts to Nara for updating the flap WR spreadsheet. It hadn't been updated in like 3 months and it made my job here so much easier!

COUNTRY OF THE MONTH: Although it pains me to say as an Irish person, it has to go to the United Kingdom, JC has proved himself to be a big innovator and is making his country proud!

TRACK OF THE MONTH: It’s N64 Mario Raceway, I once again don’t have to explain myself.

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “Marcus if you were on 1:08.6 pace and your house caught on fire do you think you would be fast enough to upload the time to ctgp before your house burns down” - salaryman, October 7th, 2025

TILES QUOTES OF THE MONTH:
“wait is wii 60fps?”
“Wasn't DKJP tree clip found in 2008?”
“My mom likes to watch people fall down stairs on facebook, it's like a new trend”
"are the water cycles on rpb rng?" - Tiles, September 13th, 2025 - October 9th, 2025

This news update covers from September 14th, 2025 to October 11th, 2025

There are 3 new players who have joined the site over the last month! Make sure to welcome:

Natty (noticing a lot of british players play ddr lately)
Lucky Seven (he’s living that gambling life, I gotta respect it)
Orca. (he accidentally turned off cts and doesn't know how to turn them back on)

no where close to Fawwe (Top 10)

#3 Mitchell Healy is pretty lonely at the top, but at least he’s still grinding hard, getting a nice OCR on rMR barely missing out on WW tops, hopefully soon he’ll be able to pull through on that!

not quite (11-25)

#11 Bynt. got himself a very nice 1:47 on dksc and he switched to flame runner for rPG, he called his original flame runner pb “Operation correct vehicle: rPG” which i highly disagree with #SpearManual4WR2026

#12 Jyran Liebs might be farming news mentions but his 1 PR for the month was a 2:18 on KC so who can complain?

#13 Exploder omg hes back!!!!!! exploders back everyone!!!!!!!! Nevermind no he isnt!!!!!!!!! He just forgot to submit a flap he got like a year ago!!!!!!!!!!!!

one step closer (25-50)

#27 Jake Harrison only PR’d on rDH sc it seems, he might be the only person who has played that category in the past 6 months, also the parser really hated his submission for some reason like the video refused to work but eventually it caved.

#38 Jacob Loerzel played but the stats page doesnt recognise red chart only times so i had to self insert him here myself, he played rDKJP nosc flap and nothing else, he was very upset that i used the S word and for that im very sorry, although if we look at the leaderboards we see that he is #1 in the S*gn clip category but not the Tree clip category… (unrelated but play my custom wordle!)

#40 Intel Core woke up in a cold sweat after Blue Yoshi beat him on KC glitch and grinded lap 2 attempts until he reclaimed it, classic Core, defending his ERs like his life depends on it although he has yet to reclaim MT from Korben, not a good look icl.

#50 Daelyn found myself into the top 50 yesterday after track hopping a bunch, no notable PRs from myself besides my beautiful WGM glitch run that is so amazing might honestly go for WR with those insane pipe bouncing skills of mine

we’re getting there (51-100)

#53 Dwt89_ got a 1:49 on dksc with the freakest shroom spots ive ever seen in a 3lap run, he also got TF nosc flap ww tops, wowzers!

#72 2ndmatt someone submitted some old ass pb from bickbork (it was probably me) and now he shows up here even tho he didn’t pb on nothin, he was streaming rYF and MC “Trying for a miracle” although he didn't try hard enough, unlucky!

#83 StarBoi got the Mach Bike BKT on rGV2 glitch and got a 2:20 on KC with Mach Bike as well. I wonder what his favourite vehicle is? Does anyone know?

#84 Noah Dalentoft got a 1:49 on dksc with a freaky cut lap 1, he also beat Fawwe to the 2:18 (ahahhahahhaha) and as of late he has been pushing a boulder up a hill, also known as playing rYF best of luck to you on that!

#98 Silicosis as predicted from last month he had made his way into the top 100 sadly meaning this is an end of an era as WiiLord95 is no longer in the top 100, Silicosis would send in 7 PRs and it was enough to get him into the top 100 good stuff man and hopefully we’ll see you higher in the ranks over the next few months!

so insanely close (101-200)

#125 Alex Croteau is getting dangerously close to the 1:12 on rPB, atm he's at .022 but i have no doubt in my mind that he will get it by next month if he continues to play!

#126 Entropy got himself a very nice low 2:32 on rBC woah! He also got his way into the top 100 on the red charts (he might’ve gotten there last month or earlier but icba to figure that out) maybe soon he’ll be top 100 on blue charts? I see he has played some glitches recently so it's not out of the question!

#138 Fraterz got a 2:17 on MT and a 2:28 on RR, 2 really solid pbs for the month good stuff!

#142 ElecTrick our irish wii wheel friend here set some nice milestones in the past month such as a 1:13 on rPB, 1:32 on rMC and a 2:05 on rSL, good stuff ElecTrick!

#158 StrikerBlizzard got himself a sub 1 on rYF, even mogi mains can play pure garbage (although lounge is basically pure garbage) he also got a 1:50.6 on dksc which beats me (bitch) good stuff Striker best of luck on gsc! (but not too much luck because we wanna win)

#178 Thomas Ullrich the man Ice improved on his rBC glitch run and does the rail cut on lap 2 and 3 after hitting a wall, a lot of people say he could get the WR with his current driving so maybe we’ll see if he pulls through on it!

#184 Hockeylord900 unhoarded a bunch of PRs to be in this news update, smh these news mention farmers are something else….

#190 Skolyx continued to play flaps, he got a spiral skip flap but the parser mistook it as a 3lap run as it usually does, i think its quite ironic that he thinks flaps are irrelevant but plays what some may argue is the most irrelevant flap.

#200 Beanzard64 picked up RR kart and got himself a very nice 2:29 there, its very rare we see glitch goblins play no glitch, perhaps we’ll see some more no glitch activity from this young man soon?

i get to bully Fawwe very soon (200+)

#206 Charlie Brennan got himself some nice improvements over the last month including a 44.8 on CM glitch which he said was his oldest 3lap pb standing, he is getting very close to being in the top 200 so maybe we’ll see him there soon!

#231 Joe Beaton stats page is lying to me Mr. Joe “Ace” Beaton did not get any improvements over the past month. At least he's lookin fresh!

#258 Fawwe AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HE DIDNT GET THE 2:18 BEFORE THE NEWS UPDATE LOL!!!!!!! 2:19.000 IM DEADDDDDD :SKULLEMOJI: I DONT CARE IF HE BEATS ME BY NEARLY A SECOND HE STILL DONT GOT NO 2:18 IM FUCKING CRYING BRO .000 OMEGA AHH BRUH BRUH BRUH, ok im sorry congrats on the 1:43 on mg and the mt progress please dont give us a -40 pen again in gsc.

#269 JMPin set 17 PRs over the past month but sadly missed the 1:09 on LC, cmon man I know you can do it!

#279 Wicoin set 29 PRs over the past month (what the fuck thats like half a timesheet), Wicoin has been hard at work on rSGB no shortcut over the past few days currently at a 1:22.419 but it seems his focus has shifted towards rBC, he’s a hard working man and soon enough his new found meta in MKW clan wars (classified information) will bring us to victory in GSC

#302 Pablo Hernangómez is another dude who decided his fate would be rYF, he currently has a 59.4 and by the looks of things he's far from done, best of luck to you!

#330 Robert Hunter just another unhoard smh.

#333 Brick he may be farming news mentions but at least its a rDKM 2:08.4 so I'm not too upset.

#341 Izumi Completed their timesheet, Welcome!

#368 Sergio just like ElecTrick, he would get a 1:32 on rMC, the wheelers have been on a roll with the 1:32s as of late!

#373 Adam Maynard set 23 PRs and cut 66 AF, Great stuff!

#388 Dudu. is continuing his farming of news mentions, atleast this time he was honest about it in his submission

#413 John Pace Completed his timesheet, Welcome!

#461 Satkins has been working on his rDKJP glitch time, although Invincible wouldn’t be very happy with the strat your using but as long as you don’t draw any attention towards yourself he doesn’t need to know, shhhh…..

#468 Cade Johnson set 6 PRs and cut 6 AF, consistent I see.

#548 Noah Lee set 39 PRs and cut 81 AF!!! He’s been on the grind of a lifetime, I saw he pulled off MT glitch which isn’t something you see very often down here maybe a glitch arc is upon us with this man right here

#550 Freemnt Complete his timesheet! Welcome! It seems like our friend Marcus is a spear specialist, in a year from now he will have all spear BKTs and all we can do is bow down, but for now we don’t have to worry!

#636 -ARK- is the last person we’re talking about for this month's news update, he and George raced to see who could get a 1:09 on LC first, at the start of this race ARK didn't even have 1:09 splits so it seemed clear that George would be the first to do so, BUT HE PULLED THROUGH ANYWAYS AND BEAT HIM LMFAO WHAT A GOAT.

And that's a wrap, this month's news update was so much easier to write compared to last months, hopefully we can keep this streak going with monthly updates! Also HUGE shoutout to Arvo for creating the format for this news update, last month i did everything manually so this saved a bunch of time! See you all next month!

Site Records:

JC... beat the old Luigi Circuit crs time of 1'06"689 with a time of: 1'06"340
JC... beat the old Luigi Circuit lap time of 0'19"243 with a time of: 0'18"821
Keita beat the old Wario's Gold Mine crs time of 0'31"756 with a time of: 0'31"536
Emil P beat the old Bowser's Castle crs time of 2'08"608 with a time of: 2'08"537
JC... beat the old N64 Mario Raceway lap time of 0'31"317 with a time of: 0'31"249

MEME OF THE MONTH:

- Daelyn

"Mark LC as nosc"

Daelyn @ Sunday, September 14th 01:51AM [link]

Hello everyone, Daelyn here! Arvo and Arthur have like j*bs or smth idk, but luckily for them ive been declined every single j*b application ive ever submitted so I have more free time than I realistically should!!!

It’s been a while since the last news update so let's not waste any more time and look into the WRs that have been set over the last few months.

Starting off on Rainbow Road glitch, Core would finally reclaim the record from Beanzard64 setting a time of 48.643, also getting Dry Bowser his first 3lap WR in the games history, genuinely one of the most impressive glitch runs to date.

Moving on to Wario’s Gold Mine, Poyo continues his domination on the track, continuing to implement the pole bounce strat into each lap, starting the month off with a 31.539, which sadly had a mistake and the end unable to get his wheelie out which costed a few milliseconds, but he wouldn’t stop there and a few days later he would improve once again to a 31.515 and one last time to a 31.344 completely skipping a .4, he also pushed the BKS’ down to a 30.912, so maybe on day we’ll see a sub 31 on the category, only time will tell.

Heading on over to Koopa Cape glitch, Kei would reclaim the WR here for the first time in over 2 years, beating Lawrence’s 716 day old WR with a time of 1:55.077, also in this same run he would get the flap WR on lap 2 with a time of 15.702!

Now we have a very important WR to talk about and one we’ve been waiting for, for many, many years, Japanese player Nugget would make history finally subbing 2:20 on Bowser’s Castle no shortcut category. Originally tying Zeke’s 2:20.001, Nugget would finally pull through and get the legendary sub with a time of 2:19.883, a run that will be remembered for generations.

Talking about legendary runs we move onto GCN Waluigi Stadium’s glitch category, Ray would finally pull through and get the 2nd ever 2/3 glitch run, beating Hunter’s legendary 1:31.987 a run that people thought was unbeatable and they thought it would be become the longest lasting WR in the game, but never underestimate mkwii players because we are all psychopaths.

Now onto more Mushroom George ODM madness, JC would claim his first ever WR on this category after months of grinding with a time of 1:35.306 beating Tiles, but only a week later a familiar face makes his return to the WR scene on MG, the man, the myth the austrian, Alperen would finally reclaim the WR here with a time of 1:35.242 and would improve that time down to a 1:34.687 just 4 days later, absolute cinema.

We head on over to N64 DK’s Jungle Parkway’s spiral skip category where we have Mitch doing what everyone else was too lazy to do, actually play this category, starting off with a 2:09.061 beating Luke's former WR by almost .3, then setting the first 2:08 here with the goofiest lap 1 I have ever seen in my life, then finally ending his grind off with a 2:08.432 having almost a whole second lead over 2nd place.

Alright the moment you’ve all been waiting for, we move on over to Luigi Circuit. After months of waiting Ejay B finally uploaded his LC superslide flap documentary on August 10th (Link to Ejay's video), shortly after the video was released people scrambled quickly to try to perform it themselves it would take 8 days but flambambam would pull through with a time of 20.642 implementing a new entry into the flap and also the ending cut to the end of the flap which saved a lot of time over Ejay, over the next few days both flambambam and JC would shave down the flap record down to a 19.243 by flam.
But we’re not done talking about LC just yet, in Ejay’s video he showed off a possible 3lap run using the superslide, but who would be brave enough to pull it off? Well of course it was flambambam, the man cannot stop innovating with ODB’s. During his flap grind he found a more consistent set up for the clip and was able to get high clips and seam stops more consistently and would eventually beat Kasey’s no glitch WR with a time of 1:08.126 the birth of a new category for 3lap… but he wasnt the only one playing it, the following day JC would beat flams WR and set the first 1:07 with a 1:07.855 on the category (without the full start boost btw), flam would answer shortly after and set a 1:07.759 but it wouldnt be too long before JC would reclaim it 2 more times, first with a 1:07.249 and then he would set an insane WR 6 days later of a 1:06.689, crazy stuff is happening on LC and it might not be over just yet, we’re just gonna have to wait and see.

Alright onto flaps (ill be quick): Starting off on Bowser’s Castle shortcut Joeblase would change the meta here to bullet bike, also using the ending strat with it and shaved the WR from a 41.252 by KingAlex to a 40.704.

Moving onto N64 DK’s Jungle Parkway spiral skip, Mitch would claim the WR from FLX and shaved the record down to a 40.737.

Flambambam would reclaim the flap WR on MG from Tiles pushing it down to a 29.500 (crazy that this doesn't use the wallride strat)

Tiles would claim the N64 Bowser’s Castle flap WR from 117James pushing it down to a 27.724 with some freaky ass strat.

There was also another pause buffering poll and countless discussions, which has led to nothing, this is due to the fact that nothing ever happens ever.

The last news update Arthur was in shock he had to talk about 134 player timesheets but guess who gets to look at 179 player timesheets!!!

COUNTRY OF THE 135 DAYS: It goes to Australia, with Ejay’s innovation on LC and Mitch’s improvements on rDKJP the Aussies have put themselves on the map.

TRACK OF THE 135 DAYS: It’s Luigi Circuit, I don't have to explain myself.

QUOTE OF THE 135 DAYS: “dwt how do you like your liberals sir, with or without the blue hair?” - Cewz, July 13th, 2025

BRAINDEAD QUOTE OF THE 135 DAYS: “You are really stupid if you think the game wants you to do a stupid setup drive for 40 seconds then do the mt off the zipper and use all three of your shrooms to get the fastest lap. It's obviously a tool for normal people to see which lap they did the best. God time trial autists are so disconnected” - Skylox, August 24th, 2025

This News Update covers from May 1st, 2025 to September 13th, 2025.

Say hello to- oh my goodness there are 37 new players

Matthew Lakin (bro put his government name everyone stalking him tn)
Stylish (im sure they dress themselves very well)
Liv Harper (the streak of british people end here)
Freemnt (in deniable about his controller rumble)
Cabbage (bro named himself after a vegetable im dead)
Skolyx (most positive person in the community)
Simeon (oh no the british are back)
Cam Troy Russell (this dudes name reminds me of that old ct pack camewel, twd98 and sword made like 20 years ago)
Jordie Rose (do NOT google this persons name)
Jhones (brazil)
Dylan Nguyen (Vincent N’s long lost brother)
Abatori (is ranked 1420 on MG, aura farming)
TheJameser (hes the most James James out there no one out James him
4lerus (who is lerus? What's in it for him?)
Thundrem (finnish underdog)
Billztr (this the type of name you see when someone cant get their OG name)
Polarstar588 (xbox generated gamertag)
Wanderer (this dude is more Wander then the paster Wanders out there)
CyLouie (he’s like 6th or 7th worldwide on kc glitch)
Riley (bro only played rYF and nothing else i can see why we havent heard from him since June)
Swim. (mogi main)
Wicoin (dutch champ 2030!)
Mushroom George (his best track isnt even MG, fraud)
André (a rare portuguese player they only show up once every 8 years)
Connor Bawcutt (Bawcutt? More like Bawbutt ahahahhahahahahahah)
Laughing Stock (atleast have some self confidence)
Ernesto Mezzasoma (unhoarding a legendary timesheet from 2011 - 2022)
Squid (Squidward)
Hyper_chU (Country - Unknown)
Prime 0 (we got the pre sequel)
Noah Lee (happiest mfer in the TT server)
Brett Walter (welcome back Brett please don’t start another pause buffering debate)
Joshua N A (fym you’re not available)
Ethan Cort (Ethan wake up)
Blue Yoshi (actually stuck to a category for once and is 4th ww wtf???)
John Pace (is always on Pace, its his last name)
JC… (MG ODB and LC superslide this dudes brain needs to be studied)

Crackheads (1-10)

#1 Logan Stkrdknmibalz only played BC sc flap with the bullet bike, it seems now he’s playing the new and fake MKW, truly unfortunate.

#3 Mitchell Healy obviously got the rDKJP spiral WRs as mentioned earlier but also played the no glitch category before getting himself a nice 5th worldwide spot, he also played MC glitch and also got 5th worldwide there, bro is actually just 5th maxing.

#4 Arvo Koskikallio played DDR and nothing else besides aura farming with GAMT in GSC.

#8 Danny Boy passed both Fox and David in the AF charts, the young man is making big moves, also got himself 1:31.3 on rMC, played the new LC superslide strat and got himself a sub 20 flap and also got the site record on rSL glitch flap!

”I’m not addicted i can stop anytime i want (11-25)

#11 Bynt Only played 2 categories, LC no glitch 3lap for a nice 1:09.1, he also got a 1:50.5 on WGM no glitch getting himself 9th American there!

#12 Jyran Liebs set 13 PRs over the past few months and moved up 5 spots that's pretty big for someone this high up in the charts, he was able to get all of the OCE tops he was missing along side a 2/3 on rSL (better late than never) and also got his first OCE record in almost 2 years on rDKM sc, great work Jyran!

#13 Exploder set 5 PRs this month but the big one that sticks out is his 1:15 on MMM which he claims that it might be his last PB on this game for a while as he moves onto other things like w*rking a j*b and having a f*ture.

#18 Dane Allen was a bit of a grinder, setting 10 PRs and moved up 2 spots, he got the sub 2:05 on rDS and got some other great times like a 1:31.4 on rMC and a 2:10.3 on BC sc, keep up the great work!

#22 Kevin Miller got unbanned from lounge recently and the only category he played was BC sc flap, he did not use the bullet bike and stuck with ole reliable flame runner.

#24 Indy Kambeitz only played MMM and got himself a 1:15 real nice!

Alcoholics (26-50)

#27 Jake Harrison played rSL and got a 2/3 once again better late than never

#28 Shane Hogan continued to play MG with ODB and got a 1:36, he also pulled of RR glitch back in April but it was never submitted so ill mention it now #IrishBias

#30 Joeblase got the BC sc flap WR as mentioned earlier and nothing else.

#31 Luke Brown used the bullet bike on BC sc and got himself 2 ww at the time he set it, he was also working on his rMC3 WR hopefully you get it soon!

#32 Phyz Phyz played a bunch of categories this past few months, he picked up the bullet bike and got the ending strat on BC sc flap and also played the 3lap category for a 2:10.8, got himself a 1:48 on TF box clip, he also played CM glitch, rDKJP glitch and rBC3 shortcut, a lot progress this month from ya boy Phyzzzzzzz!

#35 Caleb House did not return and did not play but the stats page says he did so congrats Caleb!!!

#37 Nick Meade set a new PR on rDS, meaning he doesnt have to use his old ass 2011 ghost data when he makes his new timesheet video (huge) but it seems as of right now he has also fallen victim to playing the new and fake MKW smh.

#38 Jacob Loerzel had a tragic fail on rDKJP glitch and currently still hasn’t taken the WR from Core back, atleast he still has Sign Clip BKT! #SignClipSpecialist

#40 Intel Core got WR on RR as mentioned earlier but also claimed ER on TF box clip, improved on his ER on rWS glitch and to no one's surprise he also picked up on the LC superslide and only barely beat Luke’s no-sc flap wr.

#41 Carter Zilla got himself 10th ww on DDR with a 1:47.466, he would improve this time recently with a time of 1:47.341, but had no game music on so the run doesn't count anywhere, truly unfortunate.

#50 Jacob Fitzgibbon played LC flap, KC flap and MC flap all no-sc, truly the category choices of all time.

Stoners (51-100)

#58 Daelyn oh shit that’s me! I got myself a nice 1:09.4 on LC, I grinded KC glitch for 2 weeks and got 2:09.705 and it was like .050ish off ww tops lmfaooo, i also got a 1:31 on rMC, a time i should’ve gotten months ago but gave up because I don’t got that gambler mentality.

#59 Dwt89_ got banned from everywhere but that didn’t discourage him from finally getting rBC glitch and getting himself a nice spot at 9th worldwide!

#61 Will Marable oooo what do we have here a 1:49.2 on DRR and a 2:31 on rBC no glitch, big Will making big moves out here!

#62 JMM435 farming news mentions with a 2:15 on rDKJP no glitch smh smh

#72 2ndmatt finally set his 1:08 (its not on the pp someone remind me to update it when im done writing this ty) on LC knocking Mitch off ww tops meaning now if you get a 1:08 there's a small chance you wont even be on ww tops crazy world we live in. After his LC journey he played rDKJP glitch and was going for a 2/3 although i have no idea if he pulled through or not.

#76 Hedwig another man who played BC sc with the bullet bike, got himself 3rd ww with it, huge!

#85 Noah Dalentoft got 20 PRs, cut 77 AF and passed 59 people holy shit, the man has been on the GRIND, soon to pass Kasper in the red charts for #1 Denmark, I believe he also finished his 64/64 Legend standard grind for no shortcut over the past few months, crazy stuff Noah!

#86 StarBoi got himself 6 PRs, some that stick out to me are a 1:49.1 on DKSC, 2:11.1 on BC sc and a 2:01.0 on rDKM sc, great stuff Star!

#87 ArthurOww played rDH flap and that's it, sadly missing out on the French CR by.016 truly unfortunate, maybe next time!

#94 Kitty despite being a mogi main, he set 21 PRs and cut 48 AF (wowzers), also despite being a mogi main he played some glitches like CM, GV and WGM, I’m sure your 2v2 teammate will be very glad when you clip out of bounds on CM and lose the mogi over it!

#97 Cole Gilbert like Caleb didn’t play but his timesheet was all fucked up so he shows up in the stats page, so we’ll pretend like he played, Congrats Cole on getting 12 PRs and cutting 144 AF truly inspirational!

#98 Daniel W finds his way into the top 100! He set 13 PRs, he set a 1:16.6 on MMM, 1:09.8 on MC glitch, subbed 2:30 on RR, and also subbed 2:06 on both rDS and rSL, very nice work Daniel!

Tweakers (100-200)

#108 Silicosis the second part of his name is very close to Sosis’, anyways! Silicosis set 36 PRs and cut 66 AF, the man is on the rise and perhaps he might be the next person in the top 100 next month, we shall see, although if he does get it, it’ll be a very sad day to the WiiLord95 fans as he is currently 100th rn.

#117 Clip80 bro died for like 3 years just to return and get a 1:32.480 on rMC

#118 Franco another guy who died for like 2 years and set 2 pbs one on WGM glitch with a 41.5 and another on rSL with a time of 2:05.9, interesting category choices here

#119 James Collins set a really nice 1:09.633 on LC that was 9th OCE, he also seems to be on the rDH grind, best of luck to you!

#125 Alex Croteau has been hard at work on rPB he went from a 1:13.6 to a 1:13.0, and it looks like he plans to go for ww tops to knock Liam off who has been on there for 12 years, best of luck Alex!

#132 Dylan Lepeirtz set 24 PRs to pass Kuigi and become #1 in Luxembourg on the red charts, nicely done! I will say she’s not too far off from him on the blue charts.

#137 Fraterz got the sub 1:51 on WGM, a 2:05.5 on rDS, barely missing the 1:49 on TF with a 1:50.0 and lastly got a 1:48.1 on DDR, stacked timesheet on the red charts although he seems to be full on anti glitch refusing to play any of them.

#145 Entropy is another grinder who has set 23 PRs over the past few months and has made his way into the top 150! Huge congrats!

#149 ElecTrick the wii wheel goat (unbiased opinion) got 15 PRs over the past couple of months, he got a legendary time of a 1:09.999 on LC (he is never allowed to beat this btw) he also got a sub 22 on the flap and he also got a 53.7 on rGV2, very nice work from our favourite Irish wheel player (he is 1 of 2 Irish wheel players)

#157 Leon Bisschops Makes a return after 2 years, setting a 2:00.9 on rPG and a 1:29.9 on DC, what a comeback!

#159 Proflix set a TF box clip flap pb thats 4th WW, thats nuts wtf lmao

#162 Teovoni59 got banned from lounge for being racist, truly unfortunate, at least he was able to focus on some TTs during his time away from lounge, setting 6 PRs over the past few months.

#171 StrikerBlizzard completed his timesheet! Welcome! Unfortunately he is a mogi main. Hopefully one day he will fix himself.

#184 James Muraski despite being away in the military he finds a way to farm news mentions by only setting 1 PR, at least it was MH flap so not the worst option out there.

#186 Falco took some time off rWS to play some other categories like DKSC, rBC and TF box clip for a flap, he has set like 30 BKS’ and like 16 BKP’s but the game wont allow him to get what he wants sadly.

#190 Spencer Sassak got his first top 10 regional time on rDKJP no glitch with a time of 2:12.484, huge congrats on this accomplishment Spencer!

#192 Hockylord900 it says he set 2 PRs but his last PRs were in February, what a fraud, it also seems that he too fell victim to playing the new and fake MKW, smhh.

#193 Leah Fury set 4 PRs over the past few months, it also looks like they beat the rBC gold star on CTGP (i think) good work!

#200 Beanzard64 has been GRINDING, he got a sub 1 on MC using 3/3 woodless (peak MC glitch strat), he pulled of KC glitch and was on WW tops for a while there, he also set his first 1:09 on LC and a 1:18 on rMC3 (yes he set 2 WRs before getting those 2) and it seems that he is grinding for a 3/3 on rDKJP, best of luck to you!

Stayed sober their whole life (200+)

#208 Skolyx completed his timesheet! Welcome! Despite his hatred for flaps he played some! What a hypocrite!

#209 117james got a 1:29.7 on DC getting his first myth time on no-sc, although it seems he has been a bit quiet lately.

#217 JWR56 completed his timesheet! Welcome! Another wii wheel prodigy, you love to see it!

#221 Charlie Brennan finally got his first UK & Ireland top 10 time on RR no gitch, he got knocked off again by JWR56 but recently reclaimed it, he also got 35 PRs these past few months and cut 52 AF, what a grinder.

#229 Sam Fairless picked up LC super sliding with the wii wheel, crazy stuff, although he doesn’t have flap tops because he doesn’t beat Luke, unlucky!

#239 Woomy set 5 PRs over the past few months but one that really stands out is his 2:07 on rDKM no-sc, nice stuff!

#252 Skylar Waffle finally got ww tops on MG no glitch after a few months of grinding, she also got a 1:32.6 on rMC before sadly leaving the game for now.

#257 Zyxis set 4 PRs over the past, getting a 1:32 on rMC and a 1:18 on rMC3!

#261 Fawwe HE FINALLY DID IT HE FINALLY GOT ITALY TOP 10 ON MAPLE TREEWAY NO GLITCH, HE GOT A 2:19.317!!! AFTER SO MANY MONTHS!!!!! He also got 47 PRs (holy shit) and cut nearly 100 AF (holy shit) he also founded Team AF the new greatest clan in MKW and soon we will take over the world.

#278 JMPin set 50 PRs, holy shit that's like his entire timesheet, he also cut 79 spots on the charts! Bros been on the GRIND.

#285 Ncsr. got what looks to be his first 1:09 on LC perhaps? Very nice you love to see a 1:09 on LC!

#299 Mikey Mickey Mike Mikeson has the greatest name on this website no doubt, he got a 1:41 on MG no glitch, I can’t lie i was NOT expecting that

#301 Liam David set 13 PRs, but I refuse to talk about any of them due to him being a “dirty goon” according to his “other info” control yourself Liam.

#318 FeysalA stats say he set 4 PRs but his last PR was in February, I was once again fooled, he has a 1:49 on rWS tho so I can’t complain

#322 Jack White farming news mentions with a 1:22 on MC no glitch smh smh

#330 Brick only set 4 PRs over the past few months and the died over the summer, at least he got a sub 2:10 on rDKM.

#331 Pablo Hernangómez pulled off rSL glitch and got a 37 on WGM glitch, very nice PRs to set!

#332 Wicoin completed his timesheet! Welcome! He has some strong times already, perhaps we’ll see him in the top 100 very soon!

#335 Felipe Vega set 27 PRs and oh my goodness they’re all insane, 1:49.4 on DKSC, 1:48.2 on DDR, 2:00.3 on rPG, 2:31 on rBC and 1:43 on MH just to name a few, how are you so low down here you should be like top 50 wtffff

#341 Weekeat had set 9 PRs, I saw a 1:20 on MC and had a mini heart attack before realising it was a glitch time, fooled once again.

#344 Kippito set 30 PRs and cut nearly 80 AF, also getting himself into the top 400! Congrats!

#344 Leila FalB Massanova has been hard at work on the new pp, although she might be going insane, playing categories like rMR flap and rMC3 3lap is very bad for one's mental health, although it could be worse, you could play something like rYF or rBC3.

#382 Sergio set a nice 1:09.8 on LC and also got the sub 1:52 on WGM no glitch, he is not letting the limitations of the wii wheel slow him down!

#388 Dudu. played 1 category, news mentioned farmer.

#388 Wanderer completed his timesheet! Welcome! Also the first and probably only AF tie this update.

#395 Skye Ball gets her way into the top 400 with 14 PRs, cutting nearly 18 AF, congrats!

#408 ChromaQ set 5 PRs, but sadly lost 6 spots in the process, unlucky.

#418 Greg Finke didn’t play for a whole year and returned with 1 PR on WGM glitch, cinema

#421 Adam Maynard unhoarded his whole timesheet and cut 187 AF, the biggest so far this news update, and he cut 148 ranks.

#433 Princessje11ybean has the 2nd best name this news update so far, they set 3 PRs but sadly went down a spot.

#443 Chansey set 6 PRs but went down 5 spots, actually tragic.

#447 Billztr completed his timesheet! Welcome!

#452 João S. completed his timesheet! Welcome!

#456 HazzarUK set 2 PRs and they’re both pretty solid, a 1:18.5 on rMC3 and a 53.3 on rGV2!

#474 Alec Cusa completed his timesheet! Welcome!

#479 Cade Johnson got 4 PRs but sadly lost 7 spots, truly sad.

#482 Deven Ramchandran set 5 PRs but also fell victim to losing spots despite PRing.

#490 Satkins got 42 PRs and cut nearly 100 AF woah!!! He also pulled off both rDKJP glitch and rSL glitch big moves out here!

#491 Jorim Laanstra got 37 PRs and cut 21 AF!

#498 Gianni Barletta set 28 PRs and cut 51 AF, he also set a MT glitch time which is always nice to see!

#501 Jack Guice yet another news mention farmer, smh.

#508 YT_Valentin set a really solid 37.2 on WGM glitch but sadly he lost 3 spots, out of respect I will subscribe to you on youtube.

#537 NE MKPatsfan THE GOATTTTTTT, HE SET 9 PRS AND HE MIGHT’VE LOST 4 SPOTS IN THE PROCESS BUT NO ONE MAKES THE DKSC JIMMEY WITH ZIP ZIP LIKE THIS MAN RIGHT HERE (please come back we miss you goat)

#549 Charles Schrader set 18 PRs and cut 15 AF!

#549 Jade Sploon completed her timesheet! Welcome!

#566 Nathan Hayter dudes a big Hayter, haha get it?.. Anyways he set 26 PRs and cut 80 AF and got himself into the top 600!!!

#601 AfroGraggy Complete his timesheet! Welcome!

#602 4lerus Complete his timesheet! Welcome!

#605 Noah Lee Complete his timesheet! Welcome!

#612 LEMONADE set 19 PRs and cut 21 AF!

#627 Frio. Complete his timesheet! Welcome!

#638 -ARK- set 17 PRs and has been on the rise, Olifré better be scared of this man, the new Belgium goat is here.

#665 Borat the greek goat is here and he set 3 PRs but once again he too fell victim to losing ranks losing 12 ranks in total, he has been grinding MKDS as of late and he’s pretty insane over there!

#666 SebTheNoob314 or as i would like to call him SebTheDevil666, set 1 PR to farm news mentions (i dont call him the devil for nothin)

#698 John McArdle set 6 PRs but lost 12 spots just like Borat, very sad, you better come back soon or you will fall down into the top 800!!

#740 Matthew Babiak set 10 PRs but luckily he didn’t lose 12 spots… he lost 9 spots instead, unlucky!

#797 Logan Lewis Complete his timesheet! Welcome!

#807 ScarletPanther19 despite setting 31 PRs, she lost 2 spots, this might be the most tragic thing to happen so far in this news update.

#810 Ivy Rose took a break from MKDS to play some MKW (the real one not the fake one) she set 4 PRs but lost 8 spots.

#840 Aaron Jablonski is the last person on our list and he set 2 PRs and lost 11 spots (could you tell this was my favourite bit this whole news update)

And that’s a wrap, holy shit this took like 8 hours, i can see why no one did this for a while, anyways I wanna give a shoutout to Arthur, Arvo and Shadow for making this news update possible, I will hopefully be doing this every month, you guys shouldn’t be waiting this long for them and no one should ever go through the torture i went through tonight, Thanks for reading hopefully soon i’ll live up to the standards of Arvo and Arthur but for now goodnight

Site Records:

JC... beat the old Luigi Circuit crs time of 1'08"774 with a time of: 1'06"689
Flambambam beat the old Luigi Circuit lap time of 0'21"212 with a time of: 0'19"243
Keita beat the old Koopa Cape crs time of 1'55"250 with a time of: 1'55"077
Keita beat the old Koopa Cape lap time of 0'15"854 with a time of: 0'15"702
Joeblase beat the old Bowser's Castle lap time of 0'41"252 with a time of: 0'40"704
Intel Core beat the old Rainbow Road crs time of 0'53"033 with a time of: 0'48"643
Danny Boy beat the old N64 Sherbet Land lap time of 0'10"463 with a time of: 0'10"242
Tiles beat the old N64 Bowser's Castle lap time of 0'28"373 with a time of: 0'27"724

MEME OF THE MONTH:

-Daelyn