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Daelyn @ Saturday, May 30th 03:53PM [link]

Hello hello hello! Welcome yet again to another monthly news update, despite the month not being over yet people are still consistently asking when it’ll be released, mkwii players have no patiences I swear man.

Before we get onto the usual stuff, there's a new poll that's been released about the potential reworking of the standards here on the Players’ Page, created by one and only Arthur (no not that one the other one) you can vote on it here (assuming I didn't take too long writing this and it's still up) make sure to vote to give your opinions!

Starting off with a big one, after 7 long years, on and off grinding, the man himself Bickbork would finally achieve his first ever 3lap World Record on this game and of course it was GCN Mario Circuit. On May 3rd he would upload a video showcasing every single PR he has set on rMC starting with a 1:39.340 in March 2019 to his at the time current PR of a 1:30.340... but he would leave us at a cliffhanger showing that he had achieved a 1:30.2 and we would find out what run he set a week later, people speculated what this run could be, was it a new WR? WR tie? Did he barely miss it? Did he WR on a different track and he’s just trolling us? Well May 9th came around and it was revealed that Bickbork finally found his crown and achieved a new WR on rMC with a time of 1:30.226. For the past few years people have been rooting for Bickbork to set a WR here, even despite Logan’s monstrous WR back in July 2022 and the countless fails on lap 3, he always found his way back to the category and he finally claimed it as his own, but I’m sure this isn’t the end, Bickbork has proven that he’s the undisputed GOAT of this category and there’s still a bunch of time to save here, it’s only a matter of time until he gets his next improvement if he chooses to play this again, huge congrats on this achievement Bickbork and best of luck on future attempts!

Moving on we have another huge WR set this month! On May 1st Se Fish would reveal a brand new shroomstrat in this video, it turns out that doing MTs over the gap on the first turn and the normal shroom spot while saving the shroom for the last turn is actually faster, it also has the benefit of eliminating the chain wheelie at the end and being able to get a better angle for the end to finish the race faster due to the finish line being on a slant. This isn’t the first time anyone has experimented with different shroom strats here, as back in 2024 Jack would set a 2:03 using his shroom at the first gap like you would on the flap, unfortunately (or fortunately if you hate that shroom) it didn’t save a lot of time (or any at all) so the old shroom stayed until Se Fish’s new discovery, although ironically enough this new shroomstrat is actually the same one that early WRs here used until PrezEvils 2:06.144 back in August 2008. After Se Fish’s video released a handful of players would quickly set some runs with it but the only one to get a record with it was the man Kasey, dethroning Sosis’ 3209 day old reign here. To the disappointment of Benjilada we have not heard from Sosis since his WR was taken from him (or atleast i dont think so, i was gonna check his chadsoft but the website is too fucking slow) but he is very defensive about his records so I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s already working towards reclaiming it.

Onto the final 3lap record this month we have Kei once again on KC, setting a 1:53.663 out of nowhere, no new fancy strats this time around, just crushing anyone's dreams of claiming this record anytime soon.

Now onto flaps, we have JC on LC setting a CRAZY HUGE MASSIVE WR IMPROVEMENT OF .001!!!!!!!!!!

The man Paul M keeps aura farming as he would set another MMM flap WR of a 23.750 and perhaps inspired by the new rSL developments he would TIE Logan’s WR here as well.

And finally Core for whatever reason decided that his previous rDKJP flap WR wasn’t good enough and set 2 WRs here, setting a 5.026, getting painfully close to a sub 5 run.

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “There needs to be less sex in this community and more Mario kart” - Ben Hurley, May 10th, 2026

REALITY CHECK QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “No one gives a fuck about a world record on a video game. Not trying to be mean or rude, but go get a life kids. And I know these are kids, because I know these are not adults setting these world records. We have real life to live, bills to pay, jobs to attend, commitments to fulfill, etc etc etc. Don't stay stuck in your comfort bubble young
ones! You will despise yourself in your 30s, yes you will enjoy the fire out of your 20s but it is not worth it in your 30s!” - Lance Carmony, May 16th, 2026

This news update covers from April 22nd 2026 to May 29th 2026

New Players:

Turdclomp84 (he’s not new why the fuck is he here again???)
DarkNova (no one understands them)
Barzil (evil Brazil)
CassieraConad (another italian player who be cooking da pizza)
Alessandro Fisher (if i ever go on a fishing trip i know who to ask)
Gabriel (kinda shocked no one took this name before he did)
Swann (was gonna make fun of him for being french but he’s lowkey kinda goated)
JohnP55 (mandela effect hitting hard i always thought it was JohnPS5)
Rta115 (Rta115 when Tas114 walks in)
Vogel (rhymes with moguls)
5shine (why 5?)
HerrKevin (you cant own a Kevin)
Ricky (just Ricky, +500 aura)
Tyler Grossaint (he must fw croissants heavily)
Ais53 (73 years young)

Top 10

#2 Mitchell Healy took a break from hell (rDS) to play MH to finally surpass Justin and claim 2nd place to himself, he also picked up the new rSL strats to claim 9th WW there!

#4 Arvo Koskikallio hopped on the new shroom strat bandwagon on MMM flap to set a quick PR here, unfortunately he’s too employed to reclaim ww tops.

#7 Vincent Nguyen set an INSANE LC PR of a 1:09.014, so insanely close to a 1:08, he’s also very close to being #1 Vincent on the charts, just play rBC glitch or smth you could so easily pass Braixen.

#8 Danny Boy is ZPL’s biggest fan with the way he talks about Retro Rewind, but outside of playing mid he’s playing MC glitch flap and set a 8.712 putting him at 2nd worldwide, he’s also picked up the new MMM flap strats and got ww tops there just barely, and lastly he got WW tops on LC 3lap glitch, a very busy month for this fella!

#9 Jyran Liebs set a mid 2:17 on rBC3 no shortcut and also set a sub 2 minute time on rPG, out here making moves!

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#13 Exploder came out of retirement to hop on the MMM flap bandwagon!

#14 Thomas van Deerse also came out of retirement to play MMM flap!

#20 Nara Hiero has been putting in the work on rMC as of late setting a 1:31.7, he also got WW tops on LC glitch!

#22 Indy Kambeitz set a 1:41.9 on rMR this past month!

25-50

#26 Enzo Leussink made a random comeback with a 2/3 on rSL glitch and a 8.878 flap on MC glitch

#38 Jacob Loerzel is playing literally every other rDKJP category besides 3lap glitch, this mfer is never getting that record back LOL

#39 Daelyn has been procrastinating on writing this news update over the past week, but I set some decent times this month like a 2:17.7 on rBC3 and I finally got a 1:35 on rDH which i failed to get back in late 2024, I’ve been playing MH lately for a 1:43 but the bridge on lap 3 sucks and i hate everything about it.

#40 Intel Core was really excited about being 39th before I passed him a few days later, unfortunately for him improving on your own flap WRs does not allow you to gain AF, he reclaimed KC ER from Blue Yoshi for the like 38th time, he would rather let his house burn down then let him keep ER.

51-100

#71 Noah Dalentoft has been grinding rSGB no glitch and got a 1:22.4 alongside setting a 1:35.7 on rDH this past month!

#73 2ndmatt got rMC WR as mentioned earlier

#77 Filler alongside the flap WRs he set this month, he also got a 1:18.026 on rMC3 being tied with Connor for 9th Worldwide!

#86 ArthurOww neglected his study for his exams to play mario kart (based) he set a 53.396 on rGV2 and a 1:51.1 on TF, i was planning on doing a bit where i go super indepth on both of these runs to pay my respects to the self proclaimed “The MKW Essayist” but im too lazy to turn on my console, and ive been procrastinating on this for too long, maybe next year when he plays again.

#89 Silicosis played a bit of rPG this month, setting a low 2:01!

#90 Pabloski picked up MC glitch this past month and set a 3/3 time there, alongside setting a 1:29.7 on DC!

#91 Acquiesce has returned to Wii to his best track rDH to set a new PR of a 1:34.471 with spear, and based on the description it seems that he wants to continue to grind for a 3/3 wheelie cut run, best of luck to you man!

101-200

#102 Sixovereight is getting dangerously close to top 100 on blue charts here, he FINALLY pulled through on KC glitch, setting his first regional top 10 time and his first ever 3lap CR!

#105 NITROFOX set a mid 1:29 on DC and a low 53.2 on rGV2 this past month!

#112 James Collins is trying to aura farm like Acquiesce by playing rDH with the spear, he set a 1:35.7 there which beats me so I’m legally not allowed to bully him for his vehicle choice.

#115 Entropy set a mid 1:13 on rPB and a mid 2:05 on rSL this past month!

#121 Alex Croteau set a 1:22.4 on rSGB and a 2:29 on RR (im assuming) with flame runner, alongside playing nothing else but flaps (based)

#123 Fraterz set a 1:49.2 on DKSC without the Jimmey cut and he set a 1:49.8 on TF!

#124 ElecTrick has been going down a road called Rainbow Road and set a 2:28 there alongside a handful of other PRs to cut 18 spots this past month! Getting closer and closer to the top 100

#130 Skolyx set a sub 1 on rYF and a sub 1:19 on rMC3.

#136 Leon Bisschops played WGM this month and didn't beat Wicoin, my goat is a fraud

#143 EliDiscord Completed his timesheet! Welcome! (how tf are only now completing it, you’ve been on this site for years)

#145 Menon 7A another player who pulled through on a KC glitch this past month, he became the 2nd player in Japan to do so!

#147 Charlie Brennan recently has been grinding WGM no glitch flap to defeat Luke Berrill's decade on CR in that category!

#162 Fawwe has been an annoying fuck asking where the news update is constantly, but to give credit to him he has been grinding hard as of late, he has cut 27 spots on just the blue charts this past month, despite his hatred for glitches he actually played some for once, setting a run on rSL, rDKJP and MC glitches this past month, he’s also been playing MH with me this past month and recently set a 1:44.3 but he wont go for a 1:43 (pussy)

#168 James Muraski only played rDS this month, setting a 2:06.3!

#183 Ben Brophy only played DDR, setting a 1:50.3, getting close to a 1:49 there!

#190 JMPin set 9 PRs this month to cut 4 spots!

#191 Leah Fury set a 3/3 on MC glitch alongside a mid 1:36 on rDH!

#192 Beanzard64 only played MG glitch this month, but it looks like he recently picked up the benny strat on MT glitch, so hopefully next month we see a 2/3 from him!

#193 Jake A set a massive rDKJP PR recently of a 2:12.328, getting his first regional top 10 time!

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#207 Wicoin got his first Benelux Record with a 1:22.0 on rSGB!

#217 117james first PR in nearly a year and he set a 1:54.9 on DDR

#241 Kippito set 7 PRs to cut 24 spots this month!

#243 Skylar Waffle is a fraud who played LC glitch flap and set a sub 21 run, shes also been playing rDH with spear and due to her having a slower time than me I will be judging her vehicle choice

#263 DarkcryValou got a 2/3 on rSL and did NOT make RR glitch before the news update, better luck next time!

#278 Emil Lönquist barely missed sub 22 on LC flap and sub 2:08 on rDS, unlucky!

#296 Adam Maynard set 7 PRs to push himself up the top 300!

#298 John Pace set 10 PRs this month and also go into the top 300 with Adam!

#314 Satkins set 12 PRs this month, with one of them being rSL glitch, nice!

#316 Natty got another DDR PR this month of a 1:47.5, getting closer and closer to WW tops, he also set a 2:32.2 on rBC as well!

#337 Noah Lee set 22 PRs this month and cut 32 spots!

#350 Sergio has been a bit inactive recently but set 2 PRs this month!

#370 Leila FalB Massanova had the unfortunate experience of playing MMM this month, how sad.

#395 Wanderer hopped on the MMM flap bandwagon like everyone else and it got him his only top 100 time!

#397 Yuno <3 sadly had both his disk and SD card break and is no longer able to play the game for now
#418 Joshua N A set more than 1 PR this month, i actually cant believe it, my eyes must be seeing things, I didn’t think id ever see the day

#431 Dylan Nguyen set a 1:36.2 on rDH this month, showing that he can play other tracks that aren’t DKSC.

#432 Greg Finke set his annual pb of a 2:25.490 on MT no glitch

#447 Chansey set 7 PRs this month!

#448 Ilja. set 6 PRs this month!

#457 Calum Sutherland only played rMC this month

#460 Spite set 7 PRs this month!

#512 Marcus not to alarm everyone but Marcus recently set a 1:16.4 on MMM with flame runner which shows that he’s getting better on non spear tracks, but for now he’s focused on failing as many WR runs to lap 3 bounce cut on LC so hopefully by then he’ll forget how to drive with the flame runner

#516 CBot5000 improved on his LC glitch run and got himself up to 3rd WW there, overall he set 33 PRs this month!

#522 KayoH16 got the sub 1 on rYF this month!

#523 Charles Schrader set 11 PRs this month!

#546 Jacob Desmond-Hooper only played LC this month

#563 Charlotte Crego flanders here to save the day with 3 new PRs!

#596 LEMONADE set 19 PRs and got themselves into the top 600!

#619 Mattinatorr set 6 PRs this month!

#646 Toby Cosmol also set 6 PRs this month!

#650 Jay H set 15 PRs this month!

#682 Brian Jameson set 5 PRs this month!

#781 Tryingnottodie set the most PRs this month with 37 to get himself into the top 800!

Unranked

#_ Mushroom George I’ve been trolling George saying that I wont include him in this months news update but i decided to be nice, earlier this month George fucking finally got a 1:09 on LC, he literally had like .6 splits by the time he got it.

Alright thats all I have this month, see you in June!

Site Records:

JC... beat the old Luigi Circuit lap time of 0'18"627 with a time of: 0'18"418
Filler beat the old Moo Moo Meadows lap time of 0'23"766 with a time of: 0'23"750
Intel Core beat the old N64 DK's Jungle Parkway lap time of 0'05"242 with a time of: 0'05"026

MEME OF THE MONTH:

- Daelyn

This game can now legally drink in most European countries

Daelyn @ Thursday, April 23rd 04:39PM [link]

Hello hello, I have a big assignment due soon and instead I’m doing this news update in hopes I wont procrastinate on it any longer (i will continue to procrastinate on it)

Starting off on Moonview Highway, Logan would improve on his own WR by .040, seems like he’s still looking for that .6, he also put in the description that he was “Bringing activity to a dead game” I guess the 9 other players who set a WR mean nothing to him #LoganOnTOP.

Moving on to Luigi Circuit, and you already know who it is, the man himself JC continued his on and off grind of cutting down LC’s glitch category, shaving the WR down to a 1:03.147, getting really close to a 1:02 here!

We’re not done talking about LC just yet as we move on the flap category, we have JC and Se Fish both shaving down the flap here down to a 18.442! The current record is held my Se Fish but JC isn't too far behind with a current PB of 18.456.

Speaking of Se Fish, he would come clutch with a brand new Moo Moo Meadows flap shroom strat! Instead of using a shroom for the ending over the small hill of grass, we now use a shroom for the first turn, turning one of the worst flaps into a flap that's just okay. Paul M would be the first and only person to set a WR with this new strat, setting a 23.766! (he set a 23.753 after i wrote this)

Michael Jordan would quit basketball and come to a real sport, Mario Kart Speedrunning, and set a MC no glitch flap WR of a 24.809!

DVD OF THE MONTH: goes to Joe Dirt, its cool i guess

CELEBRITY OF THE MONTH: goes to Scarlet Johansen, congrats Scarlet im sure you’re very happy to be here

TREASURE OF THE MONTH: It’s from a fish tank, yeah idk anymore

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “Lmao what the hell are these comments? Literally all of them seem like bot comments glazing this guy. Sure, it's a nice video, but you have people commenting things like "your channel is must see TV", "might be the greatest vid in the history of YouTube", "yet another insane vid from Prof. JtG" (even though he has 70 videos and literally all of them except 2 or 3 have barely any views, with well over 90% of them having fewer than 100 views) one of the most fascinating videos". And of course, those comments aren't actually talking about the content of the video. They're just the generic bot comments which simply say things like 'amazing video'. So JayLeGee how much did you pay for these 100+ bot comments? Or maybe you just got your friends to come to this video and comment shit as well, especially with the "yet another insane vid from Prof. JtG" since I don't think bots use the uploader's names in their comments usually. So yeah, is it bot comments or your friends? Or a mix of both?” - xona123, April 2nd, 2026

This news update covers from March 27th 2026 to April 22nd 2026

New Players:

Sanic9KVR (World is rehealing, people have VR in their names again)
LaTwinkle (this is how i imagine french people talk about twinks)
Tryingnottodie (you good bro?)
Celine C (Teegan B’s alt)
Teegan B (Celine C’s alt)

Top 10

#1 Logan Stkrdknmibalz got the funny car track WR

#3 Mitchell Healy everyone say Cognarts to mihtch, as he recent pulled of 2 3/3 dock runs recently and has gotten himself 2nd WW on rDS, getting super close to the WR there!

#7 Vincent Nguyen has been playing LC a lot as of late and recently got himself a 1:09.1

#9 Jyran Liebs jumped on the MMM flap train and set a 23.8, he also set a 1:48 on DKSC!

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#15 Cqrt3r got himself a sub 1:51 on rWS no glitch!

#21 Nara Hiero has been grinding away on LC recently, not only did he get a 1:09.2, he’s also picked up the glitch category and set a 19.4!

#25 Jake Harrison decided to play some GV glitch and set a 20.7

25-50

#30 Luke Brown also jumped on the MMM flap craze and set a new PB over there, he’s also been back on the rDS grind, it seems that Mitch’s rise has encouraged him to play it again to hold onto his record.

#35 Dwt89_ seemed to picked up rWS glitch and pulled it off, I think he used the new ghost but idk

#39 Jacob Loerzel set a 2:12 on parkway no glitch, I didn’t even know he was capable of driving up to the cannon on that track.

#40 Intel Core played both GV and rPB glitch flaps this month

#42 Daelyn hopped on the MMM flap craze myself and set a 24.008 because im a fraud who is carried by strats, i also set a 2:07 on rDKM no glitch and probably the worst shortcut time ever set on that track.

51-100

#75 Noah Dalentoft yet another person who hopped on the MMM flap craze with a sub 24 run, he also grinded MC no glitch flap and set a 25.0

#78 Filler got MMM flap WR as mentioned earlier but he’s also been playing rMC3, currently at a 1:18.0, that 1:17 will come very soon!

#87 Kitty another player who picked up the new MMM flap strat, but they’re also a fraud for not getting a sub 24 run like myself (unlucky)

#89 Gautier62 her 2/3 rSL glitch run from like a year and a half ago never got updated until now and has never been mentioned in a news update so… congrats on the 2/3!

#92 Silicosis yet another MMM flap PB this month, but he also played MT glitch too!

101-200

#101 Pabloski is super close to top 100 on blue charts, it seems that he’s only played DC this month, setting a 1:30.4

#106 NITROFOX set a 2:21 on BC wii and a 1:48 on DDR this month, man is out here

#114 James Collins set a 1:55.5 on GV no glitch this month!

#115 Sixovereight set a 1:50.4 on TF no-sc this month but also had the funniest fail on the track since Kezer in like 2014

#117 Prolix only played rWS this month, setting a 1:53.2

#120 Entropy yet another player who played a bit of MMM flap, alongside getting a 1:09.7 on LC and a 1:53 on GV no glitch

#124 Fraterz also another MMM flap but this time its a 23.888, Chloie would be proud, he also set a 2:06.5 on rDKM this month!

#125 Alex Croteau 3 in a row for the MMM flapers out here, he’s been trying to get a bunch of myth times as of late, maybe it’s an excuse to not play rPB for WW tops

#135 Leon Bisschops is a shitter who STILL cant get a 1:41 on raceway.

#138 Skolyx isnt very happy that he’s still banned from the TT server, unlucky, he played MMM flap btw

#142 ElecTrick only played RR flap this month and set a 48.3 there

#146 Charlie Brennan he played MMM flap like everyone else but he fucking finally played rSL glitch, about time he picked up the easiest AF of his life.

#170 James Muraski just kidding not everyone played MMM flap, as you can see James played rGV2 no glitch for a 53.6, he’s not like the other karters

#183 Menon 7A Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#189 Fawwe you already know what flap he played, but he also played the 3lap this month, he’s been playing DDR lately for a 1:49, hes only .051 away from it so surely he doesn't give up on it

#193 Jake A barely missed out on both sub 1:36 on rDH and sub 1:52 on WGM, unlucky

#194 JMPin played MMM flap and set a sub 1:14 on rPB

#196 Leah Fury set 4 PRs and fittingly cut 4 AF this month

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#204 Pablo Hernangómez played both rDH categories this month, setting both a 1:35.1 on the shortcut category and a 1:35.3 on a no-sc category!

#220 Wicoin got himself a 2:18 on MT no glitch and of course he played MMM flap.

#245 Skylar Waffle made LeBron James play on her Wii to set a 1:43.2 on rMR for her, Karhuma would be proud

#265 Kippito set a 2:10.2 on rDKM this month

#283 Alice Dean set a 2:05.0 on rBC3 shortcut

#285 Emil Lönquist only played rYF flap this month

#293 DarkcryValou creeps his way into the top 300 after setting 27 PBs this month!

#302 Adam Maynard set 10 PRs this month, with one of them being his first top 100 no glitch on DC flap!

#313 John Pace of course he played MMM flap alongside the 3lap, but he also played CM glitch and set a 44 over there

#323 Satkins only played 1 category this month, guess which one!

#326 Natty dudes a legend and set a sub 2 minute run on rPG

#355 Sergio played WGM glitch for a 53, TF for a low 1:52 and rMR for a high 1:43.8

#369 Noah Lee is always grinding as he set 16 PRs this month!

#370 Leila FalB Massanova set a high 1:53 on DDR and a low 1:53 on TF this month

#407 Yuno <3 Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#426 Joshua N A set more than 1 PR this month, im very proud

#455 Chansey played both MT and rDH this month

#458 Ilja. set 16 PBs this month!

#461 Gus.. only played rWS and rPB this month

#471 Dylan Nguyen out of the 12 categories he played this month he did play MMM flap, this is awesome sauce, he also got his way into the top 500

#477 Jorim Laanstra set 23 PBs to get themselves into the top 500!

#515 Marcus’s aura is too high he got Kasey and Sosis grinding LC again, he also played MMM flap

#548 Jacob Desmond-Hooper set a quick PB on rSGB this month

#574 CBot5000 Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#623 Mattinatorr set 9 PBs this month!

#625 William Wood only set 2 PBs this month

#651 Toby Hunt also only set 2 PBs this month

#656 Jay H is dunking on William and Toby by setting 25 PBs this month, dudes a MAD MAN

#687 Brian Jameson OH BUT THIS GUY DUNKS ON JAY 50 PBS WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

#811 Tryingnottodie Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#829 Waluigified last but not least (again) the man himself set 4 PBs this month

Don’t got much to say like I usually do at the end of these, I'll see you next month! Stay safe out there gang!

Site Records:

JC... beat the old Luigi Circuit crs time of 1'03"416 with a time of: 1'03"147
JC... beat the old Luigi Circuit lap time of 0'18"821 with a time of: 0'18"627
Filler beat the old Moo Moo Meadows lap time of 0'23"784 with a time of: 0'23"766
JC... beat the old Daisy Circuit crs time of 1'27"916 with a time of: 1'26"153
JC... beat the old Daisy Circuit lap time of 0'27"499 with a time of: 0'25"585
Logan Stkrdknmibalz beat the old Moonview Highway crs time of 1'42"868 with a time of: 1'42"713
Batcake beat the old Bowser's Castle crs time of 2'08"537 with a time of: 2'08"479
Mitchell Healy tied the old DS Delfino Square lap time of 0'38"651 with a time of: 0'38"651
Luke Brown beat the old SNES Mario Circuit 3 crs time of 1'17"816 with a time of: 1'17"789

DISCORD SCREENSHOT OF THE MONTH:

- Daelyn

who up supering they slide

Daelyn @ Saturday, March 28th 11:12PM [link]

Hello weird little people inside of my computer, welcome to the official March 2026 Mario Kart Wii news update! This is the only place where you can get your Mario Kart Wii news like a month late! (im held hostage to write these every month please help me)

Starting off as usual with the WRs, the superslide has hit its 2nd 3lap category and the unfortunate victim of this attack was Daisy Circuit, JC (or Jed if you don't like nicknames) would be the first player to set a WR on this new category and a completely new entry is used this time around. JC was not the only one who played this category as Se Fish would quickly take the WR away from JC and set his first ever 3lap record on the game here! JC being very protective of his WRs, would quickly reclaim it in a few days using DK (which is short for Donkey Kong, im just using slang) but unfortunately for JC, Se Fish said “fuck no baby” and reclaimed it the next day, JC has set a flap WR after Se Fish’s WR but has yet to reclaim the 3lap, maybe some day he’ll return.

The man Vincent N himself would set another rGV2 glitch WR by simply driving better than his past self.

Luke would make his return to the track that started it all for him, rMC3 and set 2 WRs this month, firstly getting a 1:17.808 then 2 weeks later finally getting a .7 here with a time of 1:17.789.

Logan would return once again to the better MKW and set yet another Moonview Highway WR, he had an unfortunate ending on this run but still beat the previous run by over .1!

Last but certainly not least, Batcake would FINALLY get their first ever WR on BCwiis shortcut category, they would finally implement the DK/Zeke ramp into the shortcut category by doing it on the right side, shortly after Batcakes WR Emil was quick to set a pace that almost beat Batcakes time, but unfortunately died on lap 3, perhaps we’ll see a WR battle here soon!

Now onto flaps, Flambumbimbambunbunbiddybam would come back to the track that gives him nightmares every night (MG) and would set a quick 29.219 there.

A player by the name of Kimi would set a new rGV2 no shortcut flap WR of a 16.362.

Mitch would tie Luke’s rDS flap WR, there’s no video of this run yet but im going to make the assumption he used the new ending strat.

And that's all we have for WRs this month, extremely busy year so far, hopefully this momentum continues!

LOAF OF BREAD OF THE MONTH: goes to Sourdough, shoutout sourdough bread goated asf

CONTAINER OF MILK OF THE MONTH: goes to SuperValu generic milk carton, always came in clutch when you needed it most

STICK OF BUTTER OF THE MONTH: It’s Kerrygold Butter Sticks, because it’s only €1.75.

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “unlikely he’ll ever come back considering the game is turning 19 this year” - Invincible, March 3rd, 2026

TILES QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “did they make an israeli clan after totom?” - Tiles, March 26th, 2026

ANCIENT QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “why do you always make your last lap "w/o TAS"? Everybody knows u do TAS your times, so why don't make just a full run instead?” - RusoX, December 11th, 2011

BIBLE QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “For there is one God and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus, who gave himself as a ransom for all men �" the testimony given in its proper time.” - 1 Timothy 2:5-6

This news update covers from February 28th 2026 to March 27th 2026

New Players:

Brian Jameson (most generic name ive seen today)
Michael Anderson (the 2nd most generic name ive seen today)
Turdclomp84 (the endless possibilities of names you could’ve picked an you went with this)
DarcIE (misspelled Dark)
Marbos (is a German company specializing in mortar systems for road construction, landscaping, and heavy-duty paving, providing durable solutions to prevent weed growth and washout. They focus on bound paving systems, offering bedding and jointing mortars for high-stress areas like rail lines, bus lanes, and traffic circles.)

Top 10

#3 Mitchell Healy has been playing a lot of rDS lately, recently getting himself up to 3rd Worldwide there, he’s been playing around with that fuck ass dock cut lately so who knows maybe he’ll give Luke a run for his money.

#7 Vincent Nguyen got rGV2 WR again!

11-25

#15 Cqrt3r giving the world jumpscare by setting a quick PR on rWS

#23 Nara Hiero also another jumpscare, he returns to play LC and he’s gotten his pb down to a 1:09.2, uncs still got it

25-50

#42 Daelyn ive been getting ragebaited by the rBC3 lows lately, got super close to a 2:17 but didnt pull through, maybe next news update

51-100

#76 Noah Dalentoft did NOT get a 2:21 on BCwii and also did NOT get flap WR, better luck next time bucko

#80 Filler got a 2:05 on rDKM no shortcut and the video is a live recording in 4:3 this is peak

#99 Silicosis went on a small side quest and PR’d on both MH categories

101-200

#114 James Collins only played DDR to farm a news mention

#119 Sixovereight yet another farmer, you have no shame, atleast he got a 2:17.7 out of it, thats something fawwe cant say.

#121 Prolix is playing for subs as he got a 2:05 on rSL and a 1:42 on rMR

#126 Dylan Lepeirtz played some interesting categories at the start of March, like rPB and MC flap alongside both 3lap and flap on DC but hasnt set anything since, must be that job thing taking over

#127 Alex Croteau finally got all 64/64 legend standards (i thought he already did this icl) the last category he needed was DKSC 3lap, now hes onto all myths for some reason (you poor poor soul) he also lost in the race to knock Liam off WW tops on rPB

#128 Fraterz was balling out on rGV2 setting a 53.0 along side some random flaps

#135 Leon Bisschops has played like 20 different flaps this week, hes also been having therapeutic conversations with Zane in order to 1:41 on rMR but he still hasnt done it yet

#142 ElecTrick i cant believe that electrick of all people is farmer mentions wow disappointed

#149 Skolyx played ig

#165 Charlie Brennan set 4 PRs this month and i guarantee you atleast half of these were set in college

#179 James Muraski only played rYF, its understandable why we havent heard from him since

#194 JMPin set 9 PRs this month to get himself into the top 200!

#195 Beanzard64 farmed a mention by getting the sub 1:54 on DKSC

#197 Leah Fury another farmer

#198 Jake A Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#199 Spencer Sassak got a 1:50 on DDR with the inferior vehicle

200-

#201 Fawwe quit mkwii and put his wii away... for like 3 days, but before he did that he got a mid 2:23 on BCwii which is somehow 10th italian, these italians really gotta set up their game man

#207 Brian Lai farmer but it was a 1:31 on rMC so ill let it slide

#228 Wicoin set 9 PRs this month but has been playing 200cc Retro Rewind trying to get every SNES track BKT, anything but a 1:21 on rSGB

#245 Skylar Waffle must’ve found out that she can play other categories that aren't MG ODB, i was shocked when i saw a 1:13.4 on rPB but later found out it was glitch, now im just disappointed.

#279 Kippito got a 1:09 and a 21 flap on LC, George is fumming

#284 Emil Lönquist got into the top 300 after submitting 17 PRs!

#294 .VNix played mg glitch on kart and set a new kart ct bkt on maple treeway

#320 Adam Maynard set 13 PRs this month yippee!

#322 Satkins improved on half of his timesheet this month!

#324 Natty getting closer and closer to ww tops on DDR!

#334 DarkcryValou opened discord a bit ago and saw this mfer fell off on rSL like Korben bruhhhh im cryin

#344 Shojiro getting insanely close to a 2:04 on rDS!

#358 Sergio got the 1:13 on rPB recently alongside a 2/3 on BCwii glitch

#378 Noah Lee set 18 PRs this month! Cmon bro you’re so close to a 1:09 on LC lock in

#424 Joshua N A farming again

#455 Calum Sutherland set 8 PRs this month!

#459 Spite 2 PRs this month, rWS flap and rDKM 3lap, strange.

#468 Ilja. set 12 PRs this month, huge!!

#504 Dylan Nguyen continuing his grind of not playing DKSC anymore by setting 10 PRs this month, almost in the top 500!!

#516 Marcus DESTROYED LIAM OFF THE WW TOP 10 ON PEACH BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!

#524 KayoH16 Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#535 Charles Schrader 11 PRs this month! Lets go big lad!

#620 Mattinatorr is the 2nd person in the world behind Luke Brown, who has a glitch flap on MC but not a 3lap.

#626 William Wood played rDS this month and nothing else

#648 Toby Hunt set 4 PRs this month!

#664 Jay H Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#729 Brian Jameson Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#828 Waluigified last and certainly not least, he returned after some time and set 6 PRs, he's so back!

Man i procrastinated on this for too long i didnt know i was losing an hour because of daylight savings today lmfaooo, i was so confused when i saw it was 2am anyways thanks for reading see you next month

Site Records:

JC... beat the old Daisy Circuit crs time of 1'28"321 with a time of: 1'27"916
Vincent Nguyen beat the old SNES Ghost Valley 2 crs time of 0'49"765 with a time of: 0'49"574

MEME OF THE MONTH:

- Daelyn

MarioKartGPT, generate me a new's update the MKWii community will hate!

Daelyn @ Saturday, February 28th 04:07PM [link]

What up PP gang we’re so back with a brand new news update!

This past month has been booming with activity, this might be due to the fact that it was recently valentines day and the majority of MKWii players have no rizz, so they coped by going unreasonably fast in a virtual car game to achieve times faster than ever before!

Starting off with the WR’s we had a small rivalry on GCN Waluigi Stadium, over the past few months Tiles has been grinding away at the track first achieving WW tops back in November but kept playing the track after that and ended up getting all 3 BKSes making it clear he was more than capable to pull of the WR, but it wouldn’t be easy for our low iq friend as the man Connor would quickly return to the track as Tiles got closer and closer (he prob quit his job or smth for this) and started grinding alongside him to hopefully keep his record, he was able to achieve a small .002 improvement but unfortunately for him Tiles would snatch the wr from Connor 20 minutes later with a 1:47.788, completely skipping .8, but of course Connor would continue grinding away until he reclaimed it once again with a 1:47.732!

JC decided to grind LC supersliding again and got a quick improvement by nearly .5, getting a 1:03.416 with a banger BGM and an even better one that only real ones know about.

Kei is trying his absolute hardest to ensure that Lawrence never gets KC WR ever again, getting 2 new WRs on the category, firstly with a 1:54.206 and a 1:53.744, still using the 2 shroom glitch method from his last WR here, this time his wii u decided to not completely shit itself and now we’re finally back to having a ghost on ever WR run... for now.

And for the last WR we have for this month we have the legend Vincent N reclaiming SNES Ghost Valley 2 glitch world record, he got his first ever WR on this category back in 2021 originally with a 50.578, but unfortunately for him his WR would only last 3 days, it would take him almost 5 years for him to finally reclaim the record here, finally defeating Logan’s 49.992 which lasted 1680 days! He was also able to get the flap WR here with a lap of 12.884 with a much faster double clip.

Now onto the flaps and we start off with the man VNix getting his first ever flap WR on rDH glitch, he used the wheelchair method to defeat JC by a little over .5!

Mitch went on one of his usual side quests to get random flap WRs and this month he chose rBC3 no-sc flap, by getting a time of 44.155.

A brand new category was introduced into the game and of course the man JC himself pulled of first RTA, and of course to no ones surprise it achieved by supersliding, JC would originally get a 27.499 but only 2 days later Se Fish would come along and set another record with a time of 27.369 and again with a 26.905.

Speaking of Se Fish he would also claim the CM glitch flap WR by doing a shroom entry saving a good chunk of time of the last WR.

Alright well that wraps up the WR recap for this month, very active month for the community compared to the last few months, glad to see people grinding hard! Alright now onto the funny timesheets and quotes

COUNTRY OF THE MONTH: goes to Brazil, because they got their 2nd WR on mkwrs.com for mkwii because innov�" went through some ancient chat logs

TRACK OF THE MONTH: It’s Daisy Circuit, because funny superslide

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “If you know how to do it hopeless it’s not that hard” - Yuno, February 22nd, 2026

I DONT HAVE TO SAY WHO SAID THIS QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “People back in 1700s had 3 TV channels” - take a guess, February 2nd, 2026

This news update covers from January 18th 2026 to February 27th 2026

New Players:

MRoyale726 (bro is living in royalty)
JeseFMM (i dont wanna know what FMM stands for)
Jf09gamez (2009 internet culture is so back chat)
CBot5000 (Luke Browns secret alt)
Vlad mee (secret russian spy)
Cheezy_Chicken (i’ve never seen a food combo less appetising)
Menon 7A (when this dude was first in the community i thought his name was melon)
BlueSnipeD (why is the D capitalised)
Yanis (this name feels inappropriate)
Samwaps1 (Sam WHAT?)

Top 10

#3 Mitchell Healy is getting closer and closer to 2nd place, he set a 59.1 on rYF WITHOUT ANY STICKS, he was also grinding RR glitch and got the 2 minute time with phantom and earlier today he set a 2:16.6 getting himself 6th worldwide!

#4 Arvo Koskikallio set the greatest run ever on Luigi Circuit no glitch with a time of 5:59.999 a time that will be remembered for generations, and he set some TF time but nothing beats that LC time

#7 Vincent Nguyen reclaimed rGV2 WR as mentioned earlier!

#9 Jyran Liebs played rSGB glitch with the bomb clip (based) and got himself a 3/3 MT glitch time!

11-25

#21 Indy Kambeitz got the sub 2 on rBC3 shortcut but sadly barely missed the sub 2 on rPG, unlucky!!!

25-50

#38 Dwt89_ has improved on a bunch of categories this month, got a 1:49 on DDR, 2:18.1 on MT no glitch and a 1:29.6 on DC are the main 3 that stand out the most from him this month

#40 Intel Core finally got a 2/3 on rWS glitch, he also set a random PB on DKS, setting a 1:50.7

#42 Daelyn sadly i didn’t get a whole lot of time to play over the past month but in the limited time i did have i was able to set a 1:42.4 on rMR alongside realising i have a burning hatred for MMM and hope the track burns in hell!

51-100

#60 Nate Schultz set his first PR in like a billion years and of course it was on MT, specifically the glitch flap, he got himself up to 6th worldwide on that category

#64 Claus has been going crazy on BCwii lately, setting a 2:10 on the category, he also played a bit of rBC3 shortcut and set a 2:00.7!

#70 StarBoi set a 3/3 sign clip time just a few days ago, he also played the funny cow track and is super close to subbing 1:17 there

#73 2ndmatt the man who borks set a new PB on rMC, that’s 2nd WW and did NOT use double mounds, he beat the previous single mound BKT here by a little over .1, the man keeps on proving he’s the best driver on the track despite the fact he still doesn't have WR :sobemoji:

#76 Noah Dalentoft is forever stuck in a never ending loop of having a bunch of potential on a track but never finishing a run, he’s been playing rWS and rPB no glitch over the past month and has made a bunch of progress on both of them

#78 Hedwig got the sub 1:50 on TF no glitch

#83 Filler hopped on the rWS hype train and got himself up to 6th worldwide there, he also played rDH shortcut too and got a 1:32.8!

#88 Kitty literally only played flaps (unfathomably based)

#99 Silicosis set a 1:09.5 on LC alongside a 1:44.6 on MH, nice done!

101-200

#104 Pabloski continued to grind on TF and got it down a 1:49.8, he also got a 1:53.1 on GV no glitch!

#114 James Collins continued his legend standard grind and got a few more over the last month, according to his discord name in the TT server he’s currently at 54/114 of legends he’s missing, best of luck to you soldier

#121 Sixovereight has been grinding hard over the last month, setting 14 PRs over the last month, he got the sub 1:51 on rWS alongside getting the CTGP gold star on rBC and getting a low 1:43 on rMR

#126 Alex Croteau is on a mission to defeat Liam on rPB no glitch, he’s currently at a 1:12.900, but he’s not alone in defeating Liam but we’ll get to him later, best of luck Alex

#128 Dylan Lepeirtz is the goat of giving up before you even try, despite that she has played rGV2, rDS and rSGB which she beat me by .002 (bastard) atleast she actually used a BGM for once instead of default game music

#129 Fraterz set 2 PRs this month, a 1:31.4 on rMC and a 1:49.3 on DKSC, nicely done!

#136 Prolix got the sub 1 on rYF and also pulled off rPB glitch!

#141 Mystogan grinded rMC to get a 1:31.7!

#142 ElecTrick got his like yearly spiral skip flap pb which the parser loves to change to a 3lap so he would have like 6th ww, he also got a sub 1:31 on DC, a new pb on MT glitch and he still cant soft drift, my goat

#144 Leon Bisschops is a bitch who beat me on rDH by .001, he also played like 20 other categories and got into the top 150

#153 Skolyx set 47 new PRs!!!

#166 Charlie Brennan set 7 new PRs over the last month, including a 1:13 on rPB no glitch and he reclaimed EU flap tops on RR shortly after losing it.

#184 James Muraski has been ragebaiting as usual alongside setting 5 PRs to absolutely MOG his opponents

#187 Ben Brophy like Charlie also got a 1:13 on rPB no glitch

#194 Beanzard64 finally set a time on BCwii shortcut that beat the no glitch record!

200+

#202 JMPin set 11 PRs over the last month and is getting closer and closer to the top 200

#205 Fawwe played a good track for once and got the sub 1:37 on it, he also set a huge PB on rDKM no glitch and pushed his time down to a 2:08.4

#211 JWR56 set a low 1:09.7 at the start of the month, it seems now his efforts are going into getting the W3R on rDH shortcut

#218 Pablo Hernangómez surprisingly played rDKJP glitch and got himself what looks to be a 2/3 run, nicely done!

#227 Ryan Lynch returns after 2 years to send in 2 PRs, see you in 3 years for your next 3 PRs

#237 Wicoin it feels like this fella only ever grinds flaps but now that im looking at his timesheet he did play more 3laps than flaps, he set a 2:20 KC and a mid 1:42 on rMR which are very nice

#253 Skylar Waffle played something that wasnt MG ODB and set a quick DKSC flap pb and got the sub 54 on rGV2

#282 Kippito only played TF this month and is almost at a 1:52 there!

#294 .VNix set the rDH flap WR as mentioned earlier alongside playing 5 other flaps and CM glitch

#316 John Pace cut over 42 AF over the last month, he pulled off rPB glitch for the first time recently and also improved on his MC glitch time

#322 Natty the man finally got himself the 1:47 on DDR this past month, and from the look of things he’s been grinding away rPG looking to get himself the sub 2 there

#338 Felipe Vega seems to have submitted a bunch of old times that never got submitted onto the PP, some of these times include a 1:49 on rWS, 2:31.6 on rBC and a 1:56.2 on CM

#340 Shojiro set a bunch of really good times his month including a 58.7 on rYF, 1:21 on rSGB and a 1:35.3 on rDH

#341 Adam Maynard barely missed the 2:32 on RR, unlucky!

#355 AlexB08 played only 2 categories, DKSC and MMM 3laps, getting a 1:53.8 and a 1:17.6 on each one

#359 DarkcryValou improved on basically everything ever, they also got their first flap WW tops recently on GV glitch flap!

#361 Sergio clutched up to get a mention in the news update by playing rPB no glitch to set a quick PR

#369 Satkins set 21 PRs things month, seem like he’s going through his timesheet to fix up a few categories, he also set a flap on rPB glitch, hopefully soon we see him pull it off in a 3lap run

#395 Noah Lee improved on almost half of their timesheet to cut over 50 AF and get themselves into the top 400!

#397 Dudu. farming a mention by playing WGM glitch

#425 Joshua N A has been begging for a news update as of late, and would you look at that only 1 PR on MG no glitch 3lap no wonder he’s been wanting one smhhhh

#451 João S. got their first ever Kart WR on WGM glitch this month!

#456 Calum Sutherland set 11 PRs this month and cut 23 AF!

#460 Spite this man cut over 100 AF this month crazy stuff!

#516 Jacob Robitaille came back after nearly 2 years of no activity to submit 19 PRs and potentially disappear again

#517 Marcus is in a race against Alex C himself to see who will dethrone Liam on rPB first, both of these players have neglected their friends and families to achieve such a goal although Marcus is a small bit behind Alex, he has some sort of spiritual connection with the Spear which allows him to get every chain and drive perfectly if he truly ever needed it, he has not used this power just yet but soon he will and we will all suffer

#527 Dylan Nguyen finally stopped playing that dogshit track DKSC and played LC for a 1:09 and also got a 1:16 on MMM, slowly but surely getting through TTing 101

#539 NE MKPatsfan our favourite forum friend who is still parent owned from using discord set 4 PRs this month!

#625 William Wood yet another play who disapereared for a while and only recently returned, this time he was gone for almost 4 years, bro probably got a wife and kids in that time period, he set 10 PRs this past month on his return to the game, truly shows that no matter how long you quit for you never lose it frrr

#633 Mattinatorr set 15 PRs this month and cut almost 15 AF

#806 ScarletPanther19 set 16 PRs and its getting very close to the top 800

#831 Waluigified Completed his timesheet! Welcome!

Aaaaaand thats a wrap, sorry for the delay on this one, was so insanely busy this month (and I procrastinated on doing this for a bit but shhhhh) but hopefully soon we’ll be back on track!

Site Records:

JC... beat the old Luigi Circuit crs time of 1'03"904 with a time of: 1'03"416
JC... beat the old Daisy Circuit lap time of 0'28"110 with a time of: 0'27"499
Keita beat the old Koopa Cape crs time of 1'54"911 with a time of: 1'53"744
Vincent Nguyen beat the old SNES Ghost Valley 2 crs time of 0'49"992 with a time of: 0'49"765
Vincent Nguyen beat the old SNES Ghost Valley 2 lap time of 0'13"022 with a time of: 0'12"884
JC... beat the old N64 Mario Raceway lap time of 0'30"024 with a time of: 0'29"101
.VNix beat the old DS Desert Hills lap time of 0'12"630 with a time of: 0'12"122

MEME OF THE MONTH:

- Daelyn

New year, same game

Daelyn @ Monday, January 19th 12:12AM [link]

Hello friends, family and that weird guy who keeps calling me slurs, Welcome to the first news update of 2026! A good chunk of stuff happened over the last month so go over it!

On December 29th, Sam posted a poll on the public time trial server about potentially adding flaps to mkwrs.com, the vote ended at 81% of people in favour of adding flaps to the website but the way we’ll be doing this is different compared to other games in the franchise, instead of having 3laps and flaps on the same page, they will be separated sorta like how MKDS separates PRB and Non-PRB runs but for 3laps and flaps. It’s not clear when this update will actually happen but don’t worry if you use these news updates as your source for news on these issues we will let you know around 3-4 weeks after it happened!

Alright onto the funny world record stuff, we only have 1 3lap WR to talk about but man is it a big one, earlier today the man himself Braixen would finally dethrone David’s 58.648 on DS Yoshi Falls after 1897 days and he did it with the wii wheel!! What a multi-talented gamer! Reminds me of Aaron W on LC with his 1:09.050! In all seriousness, major congrats to Braixen on such an insane achievement and reclaiming the WR after nearly 7 years!

Now onto flaps, we start with the man Shane Hogan on truly the greatest category the game has ever seen, CM no ultra flap, he implemented the fountain skip (atleast thats what i think its called) to save almost a full second!

Se Fish had decided to go on a supersliding extravaganza claiming both rPB and MC flap WRs, using a completely different supersliding entry for MC.

Just a few days ago Luke would reclaim the rDS flap WR from Logan by using a new shroom spot found by CampbellMop, instead of using the shroom at the patch of grass after the boost panels on the bridge, you instead save it for the grass on the final turn, this new strat saves around 80-90ms according to Luke’s video description.

Speaking of Luke he isn’t done just yet, right after getting the rDS flap WR he would claim the rPB no glitch record from Arjun… using the flame runner? He pulled this tomfoolery before in the past with LC no glitch flap but it's a bit surprising to see this apply to this track as well, although spear is still faster overall.

And that’s all the WRs we have for this month, now onto the other stuff you expected.

COUNTRY OF THE MONTH: goes to USA , because they finally defeated the British on rYF.

TRACK OF THE MONTH: It’s GCN Peach Beach, would’ve given it to rYF but it already won last month so I’m giving it to rPB because that flame runner flap was the last thing I was expecting.

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “Select a language, what language do I speak?” - Tiles, November 30th, 2025

ANCIENT QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “So how do you do a wheelie with the bike” - FROSTBEULE, April 11th, 2008

This news update covers from December 16th, 2025 to January 18th 2026

New Players:

Jade van de Leegte (donkey kong specialist)
Jay H (be glad it aint 18 letters after)
"Ace" (hold the beaton)
Waluigified (might be a contender for greatest mario kart thumbnails on youtube_
Exodaire (bro loves jamiroquai)
Spite (off brand Sprite)
Ethan Noonan (Ethan_can? More like Ethan_can’t, ahahah so original and funny)
DarkcryValou (french AND a glitch player?)

Top 10

#4 Arvo Koskikallio the stats program doesn’t recognise him, but i do! He got himself a very nice rDKM no-sc pb of a 2:06.3 getting him 6th eu, he also set a crazy flap of 40.�-��-��-� finally dethroning �-��-��-��-� who had the �-� for so long. Arvo has also been ragebaiting about 90% of the community by not including them in a spreadsheet, very funny stuff.

#8 Danny Boy played DDR flap and got himself a sub 33.

#9 Jyran Liebs finally gets his way into the top 10! He’s been grinding a lot lately and this month was no different, setting a 2/3 on MT glitch, a 1:31.5 on rMC and a 59.2 on rYF to cut just enough AF to bring himself into the top 10 also knocking out Fox out of the top 10 which is honestly crazy to see.

11-25

#15 Cqrt3r surprisingly returned out of nowhere to get himself a quick GV glitch pb!

#24 Indy Kambeitz improved on KC no glitch getting a 2:19.7

#25 Jake Harrison got a huge pbs on both rSL glitch and rBC3 sc, getting a 1:18.4 on rSL and a sub 1:59 on rBC!

25-50

#32 Luke Brown got the 2 flap WRs we talked about earlier but he also set a DDR flap getting 3rd WW over there!

#42 Daelyn is actually never gonna make rSGB glitch, but atleast i got a 20.2 on GV glitch and a 1:49 on DDR, that's gotta count for something right?

#48 Dwt89_ decided to unhoard a few times he set from October to now, not sure what the motive was but he improved on rBC glitch, LC and rMC, he’s also been grinding rDKJP signclip and barely missed EU tops (unlucky)

51-100

#71 StarBoi outside of LC he only played flaps (based)

#73 2ndmatt got a random DKSC pb and he also got rMC WR with a time of 1:30.211 (i lied)

#75 Dane M made a surprising comeback to TTs and achieved 10th WW on rBC no glitch, first PR from him since 2021 insane stuff!

#79 Noah Dalentoft grinded 2/3 on rPB glitch and didn’t get it (noob) but he did get a 1:13.2 on no glitch which is kinda pr0 he pwns bro

#83 Maniac Completed his timesheet! Welcome!

#94 Daniel W gets himself into the 100 by setting 14 PRs over the last month! He also set a 1:49 on both DDR and DKSC!

101-200

#105 Pabloski is someone I always see grinding away and this month is no different, 1:49 on TF, 1:43 on MH and a 2:05.6 on rDS, its honestly insane how good this guy is and he’s not even top 100 yet, i think he needs to pick up very relevant and fun glitch flaps

#118 James Collins set a goal for himself to get all 64/64 Legend times on both sheets, and so far its been going very well for him, getting the standard on 7 categories so far!

#121 Entropy got a 1:56 on CM, what a fire way to start the year!

#128 Dylan Lepeirtz got a 2:06 on MT glitch, 1:44 on MH and a 1:58.3 on CM, she's been on a grind as of late

#131 Fraterz got a 2:12 on rDKJP nosc!

#142 ElecTrick set a 1:31.011 on DC, bros actually allergic to subs.

#147 Sixovereight is another grinder who has set some really good times over the past month like a 1:49.7 on DDR and barely missing the sub 1:51 on rWS, he also set a flap CR (his first one i believe) on rWS flap, nicely done!

#159 Leon Bisschops got himself an insane 1:42.3 just a few hours ago!

#173 Charlie Brennan set a 2/3 glitch time on MC in college, casual aura farming is crazy

#177 Ben Busche grinded MMM and brought his time down to a 1:16.8!

#181 Skolyx played more flaps than 3laps, he must love flaps!

#195 Ben Brophy way too many people named Ben in this community, he got the sub 1:23 on rSGB no glitch and improved his CM time down to a 1:59.1

#197 Beanzard64 got the sub 1:53 on TF no-sc!

200+

#205 Brian Lai another player who came back out of nowhere, he improved on rDS getting himself a 2:05.5, he would also play rSGB no glitch for a 1:22.8 and lastly he would get a 2:05.1 on rSL no glitch, overall great progress, see you again in like 7 months!

#214 Darien Bawpers this month was full of surprises, our favourite bullet bike player who aura farms on X the everything app, set 8 PRs since returning to TTs but the one that stands out the most is a 2:11 on BC glitch nicely done!

#215 JMPin has been grinding hard setting 14 PRs over the past month!

#219 JWR56 played rMR flap and nothing else

#220 Fawwe been a pretty busy month for this small Italian boy and despite his name on discord he set some pretty big subs like a 1:18 on rMC3 and 1:44 on MH, he was also grinding rMR and got a 1:43.2!

#232 Woomy got passed by lebron for World #1, truly devastating, it seems it hit him really hard as he has been playing glitches like CM and WGM

#248 Pablo Hernangómez is another player I'm shocked how low ranked he is, over the past month he set a 2:04 on rSL and has been playing rDS and is currently at a 2:05.3, crazy stuff!

#253 Wicoin got ragebaited hard by Leon setting a 1:42.3 on rMR shortly after he got a .7 but our dutch friend here also got a 1:51.5 on TF this month

#255 Skylar Waffle set a 2/3 PR on MC glitch using the forbidden wobble it wiggle it tech founded by NOBUO back in 1982

#281 Alice Dean set 8 PRs over the past month!

#289 Kippito loves sign clip as much as invincible does and set a 1:04

#299 Mikey Mickey Mike Mikeson Santa’s only gift for this young boy was a 1:52 on rWS no glitch

#306 .VNix reached unspeakably high levels of aura after setting a WGM nosc flap PB at a mario kart meet up with a kart

#330 Natty set some notable subs over the past month like a 2:19 on MT, 2:05 on rDS and a 1:50 on TF, keep up the good work!

#337 Izumi might be more allergic to subs than Fawwe, setting both a 2:32.0 on RR and a 1:52.0 DDR

#342 Adam Maynard another man who set a rDKJP sign clip glitch time, im noticing a horrifying trend as of late

#355 John Pace set 8 PRs over the last month but the on that stands out the most is his 3/3 1:01 on MC glitch

#362 Sergio got a sub 2:22 on MT!

#389 Satkins set 14 PRs over the past month including a 1:12 on MC glitch!

#434 Noah Lee also another player who set a MC glitch time this month, getting a 1:15!

#450 João S. set a fucking insane 51.2 on MC glitch with 3/3 woodless.

#453 Chansey set a 1:54.8 on TF

#469 Calum Sutherland set 7 PRs over the past month!

#499 DarkcryValou Completed his timesheet! Welcome!

#501 Gianni B set 4 PRs over the past month!

#505 4lerus set 18 PRs over the past month and is nearing the top 500!

#507 Absol despite being so low down here the only time he set was a 1:49.3 on DDR

#509 Albert999999 sent in 12 PRs this month and it seems that we wont be hearing from him until 2027 according to him

#518 Freemnt FINALLY GOT A 1:08.8 ON LC FIRST WITH A .881 AND THEN A FEW DAYS LATER RIGHT TO A .808, HES BEEN HITTING CRAZY SPLITS AND PACES TO THE POINT THAT KASEY HIMSELF STARTED SHAKING IN HIS BOOTS AND STARTED PLAYING AGAIN, +40000 AURA

#536 Spite Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#543 Jacob Desmond-Hooper set his first PR in 2 years, getting a 3/3 pipe bounce time on WGM glitch with a kart!

#544 NE MKPatsfan the legend played DC and rPG, although their nunchuck keeps breaking so they’re forced to use wheel
#551 Charles Schrader set 3 PRs this past month!

#557 Dylan Nguyen Completed his timesheet! Welcome! (about time)

#632 Trenton Steinburg must’ve had the wrong disc in his wii because he was playing this instead of MKDD, must’ve been too lazy to take it out because he played rYF for a quick pb

#640 -ARK- he submitted some time before the last news update but it didnt make it because i was already writing it, but this one submission alone gave me the biggest nightmare ive ever gotten because he put the name before the date and fucked everything up, hope it was worth it Ark...

#725 Logan Lewis improved on ALL 64 CATEGORIES?!?!!?!?!!?! Don’t think ive ever seen that before in my news updating career.

#731 Adam Spry almost as good as Logan setting 44 PRs this month! What’s up with these grinders man

#747 Maddie Spring Completed their timesheet! Welcome

#810 ScarletPanther19 set 16 PRs this month!

Unranked people i wanted to talk about because they did some cool shit

#_ Kaiden Browne it felt wrong to not talk about this man and the amazing achievement he got just a few days ago, this man Kaiden while on a cruise set a 1:30.833 on rMC, I’ve never seen someone so dedicated to play one of the most painful categories in the game and yet despite it all he got the goal he wanted. Kaiden has always been a positive influence to the community ever since i met the guy and im very happy to see the support he deserves after setting his most recent run but im sure its far from over for our friend here

#_ Blue Yoshi ngl i thought he would’ve had a full timesheet but ig he doesn't have one just yet, but i have to talk about this, just a few days ago Blue Yoshi set a 57.893 rDKJP glitch with sign clip, beating the previous BKT by nearly a full second such a crazy run overall. Although it does pain me to say that Jacob Loerzel aka Invincible is NO LONGER the sign clip specialist, idk how i will move on from this…

Alright that wraps up this news update, my hands are cold why is it so cold i hate it here.

Site Records:

The thing isnt working but you already know what wrs and shit happened i dont have to tell you

MEME OF THE MONTH:

- Daelyn

Merry Christmas, you have to mark rYF as nosc now :3

Daelyn @ Wednesday, December 17th 12:23AM [link]

Yo whatup, just woke up from a 3pm to 7pm nap and realised I need to write the news update, so here I am, getting ready to write some pure bullshit about this ancient artifact of a video game, this is my Christmas gift to you (and also because im broke as fuck and cant afford real gifts lol cry abt it).

Alright so what happened over the past month? We had 2 new ultra shortcuts??? One on rDS and the other on TF??? Woah!!! That's crazy!!! They both look just as easy as GV glitch so I assume humans will pull them off by next month, trust the process. Now we wait for them to finally clip the HWG (which is real) on the finish line banner on rMC3 for that track's ultra.

Alright now onto to the 3lap WRs, Starting off with KC glitch we have the return of Lawrence, he beat Kei’s previous WR here with a 1:54.973 and a new flap WR of a 15.419, no funny business with this run just your standard KC glitch run but a nice one at that, but we’re not done talking about KC just yet as Kei was quick to respond with a reclaim of his own with a time of 1:54.911, this run is huge as Kei decides to implement the 2 shroom glitch into runs, making the glitch itself a lot harder but you do get to keep a shroom for a faster lap 1 overall. After Kei crossed the finish line he looked up at the timer and saw a brand new WR on his screen, maybe he jumped up with excitement or nonchalantly stared at the screen aura farming, whichever it was that emotion quickly changed to panic as the game music cut out and his controller stop working, he would restart his console and load back into the game to find the ghost was missing and the time from his top 5 was also gone as if the run never happened, unfortunately for Kei it seems that his Wii U’s IOS messed up (theres prob a better way to describe it but i have no idea what im talking about) so the ghost never saved, he was able to get the run verified so it is counted as a WR but sadly the ghost file is lost to time.

Anyways moving on to Moonview Highway we have the return of Logan, he took a quick break from the Mario Kart x Tony Hawk Pro Skater Fortnite collab and returned to Mario Kart Wii for a quick WR to keep his yearly streak of 8 years going!

Now onto flaps (everyone cheers and jumps from their sweaty gaming chairs because we all know flaps are better than 3laps, ManILoveFlaps)

We start off with JC (shocker) on rMR glitch and he cut the flap WR by almost a whole second getting a 29.101.

We have JC again but this time he’s upside down, bouncing off the ceiling, inside out stranger to this feeling, got no clue what he should do, but he continued his journey on rDH glitch, he would get 3 quick improvements going from a 16.266 to a 16.065 within a few days until Blue Yoshi came out of nowhere and snatched the WR away from JC with a 15.885 getting his first flap WR, but JC was looking for blood and only 3 days later he would reclaim his glory with a 15.149 and he pushed this record down to a shocking 12.630, I think a new strat was used but i have the attention span of a goldfish and a lack of knowledge of this wheelchair nonsense but it looks crazy, congrats to both JC and Blue Yoshi for their efforts here!

Now onto something a bit closer to home, we’re back on the flame runner (or bowser bike if you’re feeling fancy) and the track this time around is WGM, Kei would use a different shroom strat seen in older TASes for this category, using a shroom shortly after landing from the pipe bounce, he would cut the previous WR held by Mitch by almost .1 with a time of 8.716, insane cut for a category this short!

Back to some shenanigans we’re back with JC on rPB and of course you guessed it, i guessed it, we all guessed it, he pulled off the superslide and beat the previous no glitch WR by .028 but it opened a new category and no one can take that away from him, maybe besides Arjun when he uses his perfect chain wheelie abilities. The ending of this run is pure cinema btw, congrats to JC on once again proving why he’s the best at this very niche tech in mkwii.

We’re actually staying on rPB but this time on the glitch category and who else but Mitch would beat Arrow's 5 year reign on the category by simply just being better, he would get 2 WRs in 2 days and ended it off with a 15.611, very nice!

Alright we got a big one here fellas, we move on over now to rYF, where we have one of the craziest flap WRs ever set in this games history, on December 12th, Blue Yoshi would set a new flap WR on rYF, this run opened up the unrestricted category for the track as it used the superslide, now usually with these runs that use the superslide the new wr only beats the previous no glitch WR by a small amount, LC was only .3, rMR was only .068, you get the idea, so you’d think that rYF would be no different, the track itself is so random and its very easy to be ejected from the superslide state on that track and the current no glitch record is pretty strong so surely the record would only be beaten by a few milliseconds right? Maybe a little .1 or .2 improvement? How about a .7 improvement over the last WR. Words CANNOT describe how insane this run is, he got the perfect luck to stay in the superslide for the last waterfall and stayed at 120K/MH for the majority of the flap, just over all insane stuff i cannot put into words how crazy this run is, way ahead of its time, huge congrats to Blue Yoshi on this achievement!

Alright last one for the night, the man Zoran makes his return to MKWii and he completely killed the greatest flap in MKWii history, usually for rSGB glitch flap you have to wait over 3 minutes before you go for an attempt, this is because you have to wait for a bomb to drop so you can clip off it, there is another method for this glitch as seen in the 3lap version with the Zip Zip but this version was never used for flaps, until Zoran decided to try out the bit bike to beat the current flap WR that still used the bombclip and spear, the bit bike has way better acceleration so the section after the respawn is pretty fast with this vehicle, he was trying this last year back in May of 2024, he would get a few high clips but never got the lap count, but it seems a spark of motivation pushed him back recently to try it again and he would pull it off with a new WR and got a time of 16.596, potentially ending the era of the bomb clip, a sad day for the unemployed.

Alright on to the timesheets and other stupid shit

COUNTRY OF THE MONTH: it goes to Botswana , because I went on a website and randomly picked it.

TRACK OF THE MONTH: It’s DS Yoshi Falls, because funny superslide.

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “I feel an impending sense of doom every time there a new supersliding world record. We will observe the same pattern with artificial intelligence in the next few years, the same way supersliding has ruined this game. We have renounced everything in the name of progress and inclusivity yet we are too blind to see that we are corrupting this game of its core skillful values, replacing it with the worst mickey mouse dogshit this game has ever seen. Supersliding was never meant to exist, yet the players in the community reward these accomplishments when they should be denouncing and putting and end to the inclusion of this warped, satanic ritual that is supersliding. Blue Yoshi, if you are reading this, it's not personal, you are simply a cog in the machine, if you didn't go for it, somebody else would have. The problem is societal : it is very telling of the community that they will accept this kind of cheating in their game. There is no happy ending to this. Supersliding has already gone too far forward and inserted itself slowly into tracks, it's no wonder the mkwii will eventually fall from grace. The community has indulged itself to the point where it does not know what it stands for.” - Skolyx, December 13th, 2025

QUOTE FROM A GUY WHO GOT MAD AT ME ON MOGI LOUNGE EARLIER TODAY: “Whoever this Daelyn person is needs to be put in rehab” - taco swauce, December 16th, 2025

This news update covers from November 15th, 2025 to December 16th, 2025

New Players:

New Players here
Emiddle (bros middle name is middle name im dead)
Maniac (anyone know this guy? Because personally idk_maniac)
Loganator (congrats on MH record)
Pixel (kinda shocked no one had this name before)
EvolveFire (awesomenamegenerator.com)
JAKINATOR (awesomexboxgamertaggenerator.com)
YouToo (me too?)
Adam Spry (“The name Spry is a nickname type of surname for a person who is lively and alert.” Bros the sigma male of mkwii)
Catfish (holy shit its the mkwii taser and mk7 and mk8 wr holder catfish its really him!!)
Maddie Spring (i think their pfp is hatsune miku but i honestly cant tell)
Jake A (main character syndrome)

Top 10

#1 Logan Stkrdknmibalz got Moonview Highway WR.

#3 Mitchell Healy obviously set the rPB flap WRs but also got a 52 on rGV2 no glitch alongside a 1:50.7 on WGM no glitch, some clean looking PRs this month!

#8 Danny Boy was talking mad shit about my lack of a rSGB glitch run, fucked up, but i can’t really talk shit back considering he got the 1:44 he was grinding a while for.

#9 Bynt. bro got a CRAZY run on DDR just a few days ago, went from a 1:48.0 to a 1:47.4, like who does that????? Crazy fucker.

11-25

#12 Jyran Liebs seemed to have gotten inspired by Mitch to play some rPB flap this month, he also played MMM flap for some strange reason. Is everything okay? It's never okay to put yourself though that kind of pain.

25-50

#31 Phyz Phyz didn’t play im just seeing things

#44 Daelyn dumb cunt still hasnt done rSGB, atleast I beat the lap 3 fire pillar on rBC and got a 2:32.4. That's gotta count for something right?

#45 Lawrence got 2nd worldwide on kc glitch :trollface:

51-100

#53 Dwt89_ disk drive broke and has to play on an iso and record handcam lol, he set a time on GV glitch and i think beat the fire pillar on lap 3 on rBC but I don't know for sure.

#76 StarBoi got a 1:09.5 on LC huge! Also played MC glitch flap (based)

#79 Noah Dalentoft has been playing DDR lately to ensure fawwe doesnt beat him there at all costs (based).

#91 Kitty has been spreading false information on my youtube shorts feed (how dare you) but he played MC glitch flap which is unusual for mogi mains like himself so he gets a pass, you can lie to me all you want.

101-200

#116 Pabloski is someone who is always hard at work and lately he got himself a 1:49.2 on DDR and a 1:43.9 on MH!

#120 Supreme set a mid 1:18 on rMC3 and a mid 2:05 on rSL nicely done.

#126 Alex Croteau set a 1:49 on DDR (noticing a trend as of late) and a 1:53.3 on rGV2, it seems to me that he can drive on other vehicles that aren’t spear unlike Mr.531 down there.

#130 Fraterz played rYF and got a 59.333, Chloie would be so proud, he also improved on his MH time and got a 1:43.8!

#132 Dylan Lepeirtz hates treeway more than anyone else here but she got a 2:19 (she might’ve had it before idk) but she also got the sub 1:14 on rPB and ruined her 59.999 on rYF, you will never be forgiven.

#152 StrikerBlizzard got a 1:44 on MH, don’t get too use to the TT car patterns they’re nothing like the online ones I've learned the hard way, he didnt play anything else because hes a true mogi main.

#174 Charlie Brennan has been GRINDING RR like ive never seen him grind before, he’s currently at a 2:27.2 i don’t see him stopping anytime soon, praying for him to beat Daniel in the next 1 week which is super realistic and is totally gonna happen!

#184 Ben Busche finds his way into the top 200 this month, nicely done! He set 11 PRs and cut over 34 AF!

#185 Skolyx yet another month where the guy who says he hates flaps, played flaps.

#187 James Muraski HE IMPROVED ON MG OMG!!!!!! HE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CMON BABY LETS RECLAIM WW TOPS COME ON YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

#196 Beanzard64 started a series on his YouTube channel of him working towards a 1:49 on DKSC, in my experience with this game this time could take you 20 minutes or 8 months, either way we (yes we) will be watching this series unfold.

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#225 Fawwe is pissed off i didnt include red charts again (blue chart superiority) unlike most people he did NOT get a 1:49 on DDR (i feel your pain) he also got the sub 1 on rYF, about time he finished basic TTs 101.

#233 JMPin track hopped a bunch and set 12 PRs over the past month to cut 9 AF, nice!

#239 Woomy got a 1:49.8 on DKSC WAOW!! He also got a 2:33.677 on rBC which is really funny, like so insanely funny.

#263 Wicoin set 12 PRs this last month, including the funny track with the funny cars and the even funnier track with the funnier cars! He also recently discovered mogi lounge and has been playing it way to much (he played like 3 events so far)

#268 Pablo Hernangómez set some really strong runs over the past month, a 19.6 on GV glitch with a 3.3 flap, he also set a 1:22.7 on rSGB no glitch alongside a 9.6 on WGM glitch flap, this guys timesheet is always so funny to me, like half of it is times in the top 100 to top 20 and the rest are like top 500 times.

#283 Alice Dean got back to back 1:53’s on both TF and DKSC respectively.

#295 Kippito set 9 PRs and cut over 24 AF to get himself into the top 300, nicely done!

#335 Natty completed his timesheet! Welcome!

#336 Izumi played DC to farm a news mention, odd choice but who am I to judge

#344 Shojiro completed his timesheet! Welcome!

#361 Adam Maynard set 10 PRs over the past month, regardless of what rank he is, he is always the #1 Adam on the PP.

#362 Sergio got himself the sub 54 on rGV2 and has been playing a bit of GV glitch as of late!

#366 John Pace set a crazy 20.5 on GV glitch with the bit bike, people struggle to get that with the newer quacker strats, nicely done John!

#410 Satkins went on quite the grind there, set 17 PRs and cut 28 AF in the process, nicely done!

#423 Joshua N A also another player who has been on the grind, setting 13 PRs over the past month!

#439 Princessje11ybean only played flaps this past month and some questionable choices like rYF, rDKM and RR.

#459 João S. only played WGM glitch flap with a kart, i think its flap kwr but im too lazy to check.

#474 Noah Lee set 25 PRs and cut over 55 AF to get himself into the top 500, very nice!

#479 Calum Sutherland hopped on TF and we haven’t heard from him since.

#487 Joshua Patterson came back after a year long retirement and set 3 quick PRs, see you next year for your next improvements!

#503 Absol bro just casually got a low 1:49 on DDR wtf??? Thats actually insane behaviour.

#505 Gianni B no idea if this person came back to this game after MKWorld or they just stopped playing mkwii around the same time MKWorld dropped, either way it’s a W for Wii and an L for World, congrats on your 4 improvements this month!

#519 4lerus set 50 PRs this month and cut over 124 AF, god damn, he cut through nearly 100 ranks this past month, the man is on the grind.

#531 Freemnt fucking finally got his 58 on rYF after getting like 8 paces a day dying to the waterfall lap 3, he improved it again and got himself 11th ww (Thomas’ 58.7 is real trust we’ll have the ghost by this weekend), ill take back my comment about him not being able to drive with flame runner the moment he gets a 53 on rGV2.

#544 NE MKPatsfan my goat returns with 5 PRs, they seem to have some form of hatred towards tiles due to their mii name being “tiles six” not sure what he did but im sure it was pure evil.

#548 Charles Schrader played MC and MMM, I'm so sorry you had to go through that…

#601 AfroGraggy set 3 PRs this month and 4 AF over the past month!

#629 Trenton Steinburg track hopped a good bit and set 8 PRs this past month.

#638 Mattinatorr sadly despite getting 4 PRs this month he lost AF, you hate to see it.

#645 Toby Hunt got his first legend time on MH flap! Nicely done!

#723 EvolveFire completed his timesheet! Welcome!

#775 Adam Spry completed his timesheet! Welcome!

And thats a wrap for the December news update and the final news update of 2025, thanks for reading me yap about useless shit for a few hours was fun to write as always see you all next month for January 2026’s news update, who knows maybe by then ill actually play rSGB glitch, only time will tell.

Site Records:

Keita beat the old Wario's Gold Mine lap time of 0'08"812 with a time of: 0'08"716
Keita beat the old Koopa Cape crs time of 1'55"077 with a time of: 1'54"911
Lawrence beat the old Koopa Cape lap time of 0'15"702 with a time of: 0'15"419
Logan Stkrdknmibalz beat the old Moonview Highway crs time of 1'42"872 with a time of: 1'42"868
Mitchell Healy beat the old GCN Peach Beach lap time of 0'15"659 with a time of: 0'15"611
Blue Yoshi beat the old DS Yoshi Falls lap time of 0'18"296 with a time of: 0'17"565
JC... beat the old DS Desert Hills lap time of 0'18"999 with a time of: 0'12"630

MEME OF THE MONTH:

- Daelyn

Severe brain damage, dude got a mini truck on him

Daelyn @ Saturday, November 15th 08:47PM [link]

If you don't get the reference in the title just know I'm extremely disappointed in you and you should catch up on mkwii lore.

Welcome to yet another news update, despite this game being “dead” a whole load of bullshit happened in the past month including a whole bunch of tomfoolery, lets not waste anymore time and get into it!!!!!!

Starting off with the 3laps, the main man from the previous news update, JC, continues his domination on LC glitch, getting himself 6 new improvements going from a 1:06.340 from last month to a 1:03.904, literally what the fuck, in what world do we live in for us to have over 2 seconds shaved off on LC of all tracks in such a short amount of time, crazy stuff JC congrats on your improvements!

Moving on we go to rBC glitch where we see Tiles make his return to the track and reclaim the WR here from 117James with one of the craziest runs on the category so far, he gets a new BKS/Flap WR lap 1, does rail cut lap 1, the first WR here where the fire pillar lap 3 becomes a pace lock and the first 2:14 in the categories history, will we see a rivalry again like we saw at the start of the year? Will someone pull off a lap 3 glitch? Only time will tell.

Heading on over to rMC3, the drift king himself Luke Brown would finally improve on his WR after months of on and off grinding with a time cut of .005 but a WR is a WR, it seems like he’s still looking for that .7 so hopefully we see that soon!

Now onto driving sideways simulator also known as MG no glitch, we have Alperen improving on his WR twice, first with a 1:34.020 barely missing out on the sub, it seems like his spidey senses were tingling after seeing JC and Tiles play it again for the TT server event, he would improve again a few weeks later to a 1:33.862 shortly after flambambam got a new BKS, the man doesn’t play around, he will defend this WR like his life depends on it, best of luck to you Alperen and flambambam if you continue to play this!

The last 3lap category we’ll be talking about today is WGM no glitch and once again we have Luke reclaiming the WR here from Logan after almost 3 years, crazy stuff from the 3lap side this month!

Now onto flaps and we’re starting off with a bang, Finnish player Se Fish would make history on October 13th 2025, becoming the first player to pull off the DS Peach Gardens ultra shortcut, according to him it took 4 months, 822 seam swing attempts and 4 seam swings to make this glitch, the set up for this glitch is insane, it takes like 4 minutes and you have to be extremely careful to not fall OOB before you even get an attempt, crazy stuff Se Fish and congrats on making history.

Last month we talked about how rMR got its new category pulled off by JC using the superslide to beat Logan's previous WR, well last month we saw Mitch pull through and he beat JC’s superslide WR… WITHOUT THE SUPERSLIDE!!!!!!! He pulled off the 1st trick at the pipe section on the left side instead of the right side which saved enough time to make the new glitch category irrelevant… for a few hours until JC picked it up again and killed Mitch’s aura farming dreams, at least he still has the no glitch record.

Speaking of JC, the man can’t stop innovating and this time he has his attention on rDH and for once we’re not talking about super sliding instead he’s giving the lightweights severe brain damage. It started on October 27th when JC would implement the “wheelchair” strat (oh so chicken roll is dumb but wheelchair is fine?????????) founded by EPIK95 a few years ago, BlueFan77 would find a set up to get into the wheelchair state easier for RTA runs and JC would get a new WR on the category beating 117James previous glitch record by nearly 2 seconds, getting a 20.089 barely missing out on the sub 20 lap but luckily we wouldn’t be waiting long as just a few days later JC would improve on his own WR with 18.999, he never saw a 19 and he never will, but just a little over a week later to everyone's surprise BlueFan77 would get his first ever flap WR here with a time of 17.906, playing completely on vanilla MKW (he is currently parent owned and cannot install CTGP on his console, unlucky), unfortunate for him just a few hours later JC would improve on the WR again reclaiming with a cut of 1.001.

The original player to pull off the MC superslide last month, Japanese player Menon would reclaim the flap WR from JC, it seems that JC isn’t completely out for the blood as he has yet to reclaim it, but maybe i’ll eat my words in the next news update.

Who up bicking they bork rn? I know Bickbork is (its literally his name) as he got himself another flap WR improvement on rMC, for some reason he let his sister pick the BGM, tbh it's not even THAT bad, at least she didn't pick an MGK song.

This guy Tiles got like 4 flap WRs on rWS in just a few days from each other, going from his 34.933 to a 34.833, a whole .1 cut omg!!!!!

And to wrap up the WR recap we have FLX with a new rDKJP no glitch flap WR, he improved his previous flap WR by .038, awesome stuff!

Now into the timesheets and stuff! :O

COUNTRY OF THE MONTH: Without a doubt it goes to Finland, Se Fish’s monumental achievement put Finland on the map this month!

TRACK OF THE MONTH: It’s DS Peach Gardens, take a guess on why!

QUOTE OF THE MONTH: “Yea yall irrelevant randoms talking mad shit abt people who actually made a legacy” - the youtube shorts guy, October 21st, 2025

TILES QUOTES OF THE MONTH:
"is jeffery epstein alive?”
"isnt tupac that one overwatch player?"
"Can you do auto hops in a super slide?"
"Which game came out first, mkwii or mk7?"
“I think I deleted the settings app”
''wasn't the smartest person in the world named epstein'' (he was talking about Einstein)
"Oh no! I hit the pokey" (when playing gcn peach beach)
"Can kart do superhop? It's like ODB"
"Is linkedin named after Abraham Linkedin?"

- Tiles, October 15th, 2025 - November 8th 2025

This news update covers from October 12th 2025 to November 15th 2025

New Players:

DopeyRL (william texas will be delighted to hear another rocket league player picked up mkwii)
Luca25 (the only documented romanian player ever in mkwii history)
Toby Hunt (who is Toby and why are we hunting him?)
Kaiden Browne (should’ve joined as DrainMySack)
Leo McMahon (we got 3 people who joined with their full legal government name, on everyones soul we stalking their Abraham Linkedin)
Absol (Carlos Eduardo finally has some competition)

Top 10

#3 Mitchell Healy outside of aura farming flap wr on rMR, Mitch got himself an OCR on DKSC and is currently grinding for a 52 on rGV2 no glitch!

#4 Arvo Koskikallio finally pulled through on a 1:28 on DC with the funniest lap 2 of all time, huge congrats on this accomplishment Arvo!

#8 Danny Boy returns to the real MKW and picks up TF on both no-sc and box clip, he got himself 7th American on 3lap box clip, and got ww tops on both flap categories, man is out here gaming like he never left!

#10 Bynt. got himself back into the top 10, nicely done! it looks like he was also grinding DC, getting himself a nice 1:28.8, sitting comfortably in 6th ww!

11-25

Wow, no one from 11th to 25th played rip.

25-50

#26 Jake Harrison is farming news mentions by not even playing! Idk how he did it but he’s done it, what a legend!!!

#31 Luke Brown got the rMC3 and WGM WRs as mentioned earlier.

#40 Intel Core improved on his ER on KC glitch, allegedly he missed the boost after getting picked up by lakitu, rookie mistake…

#41 Carter Zilla is farming views on youtube with shorts and farming news mentions by setting 1 pb in the past month on LC with a 1:09.6, better than a random flap i suppose.

#48 Daelyn ahahahahahha dumb idiot still hasn't made rSGB glitch :skullemoji: mfer really cant clip water :sob: :pray: atleast i fluked a 1:49 on DKSC within like 10 minutes of playing :100emoji:

51-100

#53 Dwt89_ yet another news mention farmer, smh i expected better from you (not really)

#55 Ultra_Pear HE GOT 2/3 ON RSL, HES LIKE A WHOLE YEAR LATER BUT BETTER LATE THAN NEVER AM I RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

#72 2ndmatt is it even considered farming news mentions if your only PR is a flap WR?

#76 StarBoi played TF box clip, i was fully expecting him to use mach bike but was Star(Boi) struck when i saw he used flame runner
#79 Noah Dalentoft grinded rYF for like a month to get up to a 59.2, he regained the ability to think critically and played other tracks, although maybe his critical thinking skills arent as strong as we think, he chose to play LC and skipped right to a 1:09.3 and it seems Tiles is coaching him on rWS lately, he also passed Kasper and is now #1 Danish player in MKW in terms of AF (the real way to determine skill as clearly demonstrated by me being in the top 50)

#92 Kitty got EmilP digits in their 1 and only PB this month, being DKSC flap, these news mention farmers man…

#98 Silicosis has been grinding away at CM no glitch, currently at a 1:58.3, very nice stuff!

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#122 Entropy is on a generational run with a 2:08.1 on rDKM and 2:32.2 on rBC, keep going bro :pray:

#126 Alex Croteau the legend FINALLY got the 1:12 on Peach Beach, it may be his only PR this month but I’m not complaining!

#135 Fraterz 2:19.4 on KC, 1:52.9 on GV, 1:49.7 on rWS, 1:15.9 MMM and sub 2 on rPG, the man has been GRINDING, huge PRs this month keep it up!

#154 StrikerBlizzard what do you mean the mogi main is farming news mentions by playing KC no glitch for a 2:20, smh im very disappointed in you.

#159 Teovoni59 holy shit Teo played this month, it seems like he’s using his time away from lounge very wisely, although his category of choice was rMC3, the lack of mogis has changed this man.

#181 Charlie Brennan has been bringing his wii into college like every day, he got himself a sub 1 on rYF just yesterday, bro is literally doing TTs bootcamp 101 in the big 25, he also got a 1:19.000 on rMC3 (Chloie would be so proud) along side playing literally every flap category ever, at least he got himself into the top 200 because of it.

#188 Skolyx my favourite bit with Skolyx is seeing if he played flaps considering his opinion on them, and just like the last 2 months he's been playing flaps, I think he secretly loves them and doesn't want to admit it.

#194 Leah Fury got a really funny time on rGV2 it might be the funniest time in this news update.

#196 Ben Brophy got a very nice 1:29.8 on DC, gotta love that, huge congrats!

#197 Beanzard64 is continuing his no glitch activities, he set PRs on 3 tracks this month, rMR, TF and MH, nicely done!

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#206 Kenny M yet another person who is farming news mentions despite not even playing this month! How do they do it? The world will never know… (someone just submits a pb that isnt on the site so they show up here :3)

#216 Ben Busche got a 53 on rGV2, played TF box clip and rDS 3lap and flap, truly the categories of all time, he cut 12 AF in the process so maybe he knows something I don't.

#240 Fawwe HE DID IT!!! HE GOT THE 2:18 ON MAPLE TREEWAY, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS IN THE WORLD HE’S A LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#246 JMPin looks like he got his first 1:09 this month and jumped right to a .8 too! He also got a 2:06 on rDKM sc and 2:20 on KC, very nice work!

#253 Skylar Waffle is back from quitting mkwii (no one quits forever) and her category of choice to farm a news update was rDH 3lap, goated track so i wont complain, also despite her hatred for supersliding she tried it out, still no PB from it so maybe her hatred is justified

#279 Wicoin only played flaps this month but he somehow got ww tops on rSGB no-sc flap, actually aura farming compared to his other times, what a guy.

#281 Pablo Hernangómez played peach beach glitch and cut 16 AF with it, now that’s how you play the game, the way Nintendo intended you to.

#286 Alice Dean played 1 category… and it was DDR 3lap, idk how to feel about this one, at least it wasn't a flap to farm a mention.

#304 Brick unhoarded a bunch of times this past month, the only thing he really played was DKSC and BC 3laps, got my hopes up for nothing
#309 .VNix the PP karting goat got a 2:25.999 on RR (Chloie would be proud) and a 1:50.7 on DKSC (beats fawwe on flame) despite strong times he barely gain any AF, truly unfortunate

#334 Kippito cut 23 AF this month (woah) 2 times that stand out the most is his MC glitch flap of a 9.3 and MG glitch 3lap with a 42.7, nice work!

#335 Izumi pulled through with a very nice 1:49.7 on DKSC, very nice!

#343 Orca. Completed their timesheet! Welcome! The CT main seems to have some pretty solid RT times, maybe if we gatekeep how to turn back on CTs he’ll stick to RTs for good.

#362 John Pace bro improved on 32 tracks, that's HALF his timesheet :skullemoji: currently he is on the GV glitch grind of a lifetime currently at a 21.0 with the BIT BIKE!!!!

#364 Sergio while I was mid typing the WR recap section he got a 2:32.8 on rBC while beating the lap 3 fire pillar, he also got his first 1:43 on rMR, nicely done Sergio!

#371 Adam Maynard cut 10 AF with 10 PRs, it doesn’t get anymore perfect than that, a time he set this month that stands out the most is his 38.7 on WGM glitch, almost in the top 100!!

#388 Wanderer got his first 1:19 on rMC3 this month, very nice!

#424 Satkins went on a track hopping adventure and got 22 PRs with a 46 AF cut in the past month!

#444 Joshua N A Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#457 João S. was grinding a lot of rYF this month pushing his time down to a 59.2, also alongside that they got a Kart flap WR on WGM!

#480 Alec Cusa can never truly escape the news mention farmers, good job on the 1:10.4 on LC tho, get that 1:09 soon!!

#502 Absol Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

#513 YT_Valentin gained 2 AF with 2 PRs, it doesn’t get any more painful than that. He also has 667 AF which is so insanely funny for the people with an IQ below 12 (me)

#517 Noah Lee seems to be playing every category he can get his hands on, but its seems like its working out for him, cutting 36 AF over the past month.

#542 NE MKPatsfan omg my goat is back, oh how we missed you king, for some reason he decided he was going to play LC and MMM flaps, but you know what i don’t question the goat of mkwii maybe we should all play LC and MMM flaps.

#552 Charles Schrader played a very random selection of categories, MMM, rGV2 and rMC3 3laps and DKSC flap, maybe this is what true happiness looks like.

#553 Freemnt has been on a mission to try and go on the most torturous grinds ive ever seen from a man, over the past month this guy has been sending at least 1 video per day of him .1 ahead of Omega going into lap 3 and failing the bridge stick, someone please send help to his man ASAP.

#602 AfroGraggy got 4 PRs and cut 4 AF, consistency is key.

#635 -ARK- is NOT last unlike last time, he submitted 2 last minutes PRs to be included here 2:08 on rPG and a 2:01 on rWS, for rPG he wanted it to be clear that “Yes this pb's No i dont know why i suck at driving this track on flame runner cuz the turn after the hedge maze is stupid as hell” anyways i will take this as an opportunity to say that George still doesn't have a 1:09 on LC!

#639 Mattinatorr played rPB flap and only rPB flap.

#641 Trenton Steinburg played both DDR 3lap and flap, cmon bro get that sub 2 on DDR!!

#647 Toby Hunt Completed their timesheet! Welcome!

And that's all folks, see you all next month for another news update, I’m very tired, ive been up since 5am lol, hopefully i didn't make a billion mistakes like the last few times lmfaoooo

Site Records:

JC... beat the old Luigi Circuit crs time of 1'06"340 with a time of: 1'03"904
JC... beat the old N64 Mario Raceway lap time of 0'31"249 with a time of: 0'30"024
JC... beat the old DS Desert Hills lap time of 0'22"960 with a time of: 0'18"999
Luke Brown beat the old SNES Mario Circuit 3 crs time of 1'17"821 with a time of: 1'17"816
Tiles beat the old N64 Bowser's Castle crs time of 2'15"291 with a time of: 2'14"817
Tiles beat the old N64 Bowser's Castle lap time of 0'27"724 with a time of: 0'27"632

MEME OF THE MONTH:

- Daelyn